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The Facebook Of Juande Ramos


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How did Arshavin leave the "Glory Glory..." group three times having only joined twice? :tongue:


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A young boy goes to social services
and tells them he has no where to
live. “What about your parents?”
asks the social worker. “No, they beat
me,” says the boy. “What about your
grandparents?” says the social worker.
“No, they beat me even harder!” says
the boy. “Well … where do you want to
stay then?” replies the social worker.
“Tottenham,” says the boy. “They don’t
beat anyone.

After leaving San Siro, Jose
Mourinho was asked if he
was going to help Spurs
get out of their slump.
He turned around and
said, “No way, I ain’t
that special”.

What do the England League and a
cowboy have in common? They both
have spurs at their foot.

Did you hear that Juande Ramos
was clocked doing 169mph
on the M1 coming back from
Stoke? Apparently he was just so
desperate for three points.

When Robbie Keane Left Wolves…… They got relegated
When Robbie Keane Left Coventry…… They got relegated
When Robbie Keane Left Leeds…… They got relegated
When Robbie Kean left Spurs………….. ???????!

What does THFC stand for?
Tottenham Heading For the

Spurs have been forced to rename
their ground “White Lane”
because their “Hart” was surgically
removed when Berbatov and
Keane were sold.

When a groggy Vedran
Corluka regained
consciousness in the
ambulance leaving the
Britannia Stadium on
Sunday he asked medical
staff who he was. On being
told he played football for
Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed
into a coma.

Starring: Daniel Levy, Damien Comolli and Juande Ramos Also featuring: Kate Winless

Staring Darren bemt

(To The Tune of Titanic)
Every night in my dreams,
We win one, we score one,
Then I realise we've won none,

Far across the distance,
My defence has no resistance,
I can't even send Ledley on,

Near, far, we'll never be where Arsenal are,
I believe that our start does go on,
Once more the other team score,
And there's fear in my heart,
That this start will go on and on,

We sold Dimo and Robbie,
Now I fear for my jobbie,
Will my team ever won one ?

For Hull it was easy,
Thanks a lot, Daniel Levy,
Where have our forwards gone ?

Near, far, we miss you Ber-bar,
I believe that our start does go on,
Once more we're struggling to score,
And there's fear in my heart,
That this start will go on and on,

With Damien here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that this start will go on,
We'll play forever this way,
I am safe in my job,
and this start will go on and on . . . .
(repeat to fade into the Championship)

(To the tune of I will survive)
First i was afraid i was petrified.
Thinking that the spuds were a champions league side

But then i had to sit
and watch ramos get it wrong

Oh god here comes Woodgate
Hes gone and kicked it long

Spurs New ground


Just thought i'd post from Hammers Mad.