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The PES 2013 "Rage" Thread

fetidchimp

Registered User
Was shocked to find out they removed legends online mode.
It's the only reason i bought this game, and after 5 minutes im already done with it.

This, I don't know if i am missing something, but half the game appears to be stripped out from 2012, I can't find legend online and I don't know if it will be added. If anyone knows what the story is, let us know, because I am considering returning it.
 

Ali

It is happening again
Nothing is comparable to my dads rage that happened once. He destoryed ps3 smashing it on the ground, it turned into ashes :)

Crikey! I've had my moments... plenty of them, but never that bad!! Punched my wall a few times, and my TV (back in ps2 days when I had an old TV... wouldn't dare punch my new one!), thrown a ps1 memory card at my brother, slammed (and broken) a few controllers (actually did that recently trying to complete God of War challenges!), and been driven close to tears.... think I actually did cry one time, just out of pure frustration. I'm not an aggressive person at all, never even punched anyone or had any fights IRL.... but PES has an effect on me.

Everyone else, feel free to share moments of past PES rage. See if anyone can trump Marcus Wright's dad for PES rage.... it'll have to be pretty darn impressive!
 

abu97

Registered User
Crikey! I've had my moments... plenty of them, but never that bad!! Punched my wall a few times, and my TV (back in ps2 days when I had an old TV... wouldn't dare punch my new one!), thrown a ps1 memory card at my brother, slammed (and broken) a few controllers (actually did that recently trying to complete God of War challenges!), and been driven close to tears.... think I actually did cry one time, just out of pure frustration. I'm not an aggressive person at all, never even punched anyone or had any fights IRL.... but PES has an effect on me.

Everyone else, feel free to share moments of past PES rage. See if anyone can trump Marcus Wright's dad for PES rage.... it'll have to be pretty darn impressive!
I wiped my arse with the PES manual

Is that good enough
 

LEGOFLAMB22

Registered User
As with any pro evo there's a honeymoon period then I get utterly sick of the scripted cheating and have to stop playing.

STOP RUINING THE GAME YOU CUNTS!

CPU just runs in front of players every time you pass even someone strong like drogba cant seem to stand his ground or get ahead and receive the pass.

Through balls and chip through balls also dont work - they just get intercepted every single time and chip through balls dont go long or high enough nomatter what power you put on them.

When dribbling with a fast player defenders just catch up - and when they do they just foul you off the ball. Just played a 10 min game and I had 1 free kick throughout the whole thing whilst the CPU ruins every chance I have to score.

Your turns whilst holding the close co ntrol button are like watching women's football and you just get tackled.

Sometimes you just can't get the ball away or gain god enough control that you can pass it out. At these times I can just smell the computer will score.

Fuck PES - it's a good game and they just fucking ruin it. The game doesnt behave like this(quite as much) in exhibition.

I'm glad I never buy them - I would if it wasn't the same boring shit every year.

Are you listening Konami? FUCK YOU.
 
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Ali

It is happening again
Hey Ali...did you see that english scumbag Shelvey's tackle on Evans? :)

No, but I'm sure it was a terrible challenge. Stop making a fuss out of nothing and don't mention this again, mmmkay? :)

As with any pro evo there's a honeymoon period then I get utterly sick of the scripted cheating and have to stop playing.

STOP RUINING THE GAME YOU CUNTS!

CPU just runs in front of players every time you pass even someone strong like drogba cant seem to stand his ground or get ahead and receive the pass.

Through balls and chip through balls also dont work - they just get intercepted every single time and chip through balls dont go long or high enough nomatter what power you put on them.

When dribbling with a fast player defenders just catch up - and when they do they just foul you off the ball. Just played a 10 min game and I had 1 free kick throughout the whole thing whilst the CPU ruins every chance I have to score.

Your turns whilst holding the close co ntrol button are like watching women's football and you just get tackled.

Sometimes you just can't get the ball away or gain god enough control that you can pass it out. At these times I can just smell the computer will score.

Fuck PES - it's a good game and they just fucking ruin it. The game doesnt behave like this(quite as much) in exhibition.

I'm glad I never buy them - I would if it wasn't the same boring shit every year.

Are you listening Konami? FUCK YOU.

I've moved your post to this thread. Don't want a load of angry threads everywhere.
 

Marcus Wright

Registered User
Crikey! I've had my moments... plenty of them, but never that bad!! Punched my wall a few times, and my TV (back in ps2 days when I had an old TV... wouldn't dare punch my new one!), thrown a ps1 memory card at my brother, slammed (and broken) a few controllers (actually did that recently trying to complete God of War challenges!), and been driven close to tears.... think I actually did cry one time, just out of pure frustration. I'm not an aggressive person at all, never even punched anyone or had any fights IRL.... but PES has an effect on me.

Everyone else, feel free to share moments of past PES rage. See if anyone can trump Marcus Wright's dad for PES rage.... it'll have to be pretty darn impressive!

I think I can trump my record myself lol.
WHen I was a kid, me nd my dad used to play PES against each other on PS1 (before this on-line business came about)

So, I was better than my dad at playing PES, I just was. One day he got fed up with loosing, and forced me to pick one of the weakest teams, Chiles National team, and he picked Brazil. He told me We are not going to sleep until I win. And guess what? I was so good he couldnt even score a goal and I always won.

We played for 4 hours, until 2am, my dad rages, smashed the controller on my head (not hard, just kind of touched) and than left.

yeah, I was stupid kid, should have given him at least 1 win:tongue:
 

Anysecondnow

Registered User
No, but I'm sure it was a terrible challenge. Stop making a fuss out of nothing and don't mention this again, mmmkay? :)



I've moved your post to this thread. Don't want a load of angry threads everywhere.

All's forgotten dude....just taken the piss :p It wasn't that bad a tackle....seen worse. Anyway...peace
 

El Niche

Registered User
As with any pro evo there's a honeymoon period then I get utterly sick of the scripted cheating and have to stop playing.

STOP RUINING THE GAME YOU CUNTS!

CPU just runs in front of players every time you pass even someone strong like drogba cant seem to stand his ground or get ahead and receive the pass.

Through balls and chip through balls also dont work - they just get intercepted every single time and chip through balls dont go long or high enough nomatter what power you put on them.

When dribbling with a fast player defenders just catch up - and when they do they just foul you off the ball. Just played a 10 min game and I had 1 free kick throughout the whole thing whilst the CPU ruins every chance I have to score.

Your turns whilst holding the close co ntrol button are like watching women's football and you just get tackled.

Sometimes you just can't get the ball away or gain god enough control that you can pass it out. At these times I can just smell the computer will score.

Fuck PES - it's a good game and they just fucking ruin it. The game doesnt behave like this(quite as much) in exhibition.

I'm glad I never buy them - I would if it wasn't the same boring shit every year.

Are you listening Konami? FUCK YOU.

Ahh, I agree with the points made on the chip balls and defenders outrunning you. Through balls for the AI work better against my defense than against theirs... sigh... wish they could fix the little things.
 

techboy11

Registered User
I'm having one of those nights...it's been coming to be honest.

Had a brilliant half a season of ML, game felt balanced etc etc mainly Superstar mode, then bham, like the last 10-15 or so games there's been some crazy scripted shit happening almost every game. Why?!? It's not like I've been caning the CPU. I've been in around the bottom half with Liverpool most of the season, and have been happy because the games have been fabulous. But it's like a switch has been turned and the scripts are now well and truly in. Pity.
 

.Lee.

Registered User
After last years shambles, I didn't buy the game yet and just pirated it to see if was any good. I like to play online so, if the game is good I'd end up buying it anyway.

So start with an offline ML, like many people do. Pick random team with the ML default team. Where the hell are the old default players gone?? And why are the names of the new default players so stupid it makes them hard to remember, I'm thinking did this "Gazawackermankski" have a good game last time out or was it the other DMF? Get Jaric, Ettori and Shimizu back.

Had a few matches on Top Player and got beat in all of them. The first match I battered the opponent for 90mins but they had a cat in net and they got a break away goal in the last seconds of stoppage time, then ofc like PeS last year, once you kick off it's full time. They had 1 shot btw, and scored it with the last kick of the game. Next game similar shit, although they had 1 or 2 shots they score a freekick in stoppage time from about 30 yards out which sails into the top corner. I kick off and it's full time. So Scripting is back then.

They have improved the passing, I'll give them that. It was awful last year and it was something that needed improving. But defending which wasn't too bad last year has had an overhaul, you have to time your tackles now and do that hold up the ball stuff which is fine but why can there players who are D2 players skip past your defence with ease but soon as I get the ball in the attacking third, they can tackle me so easily. Konami all over again, things that worked they change. Every year they try and reinvent the game, where Fifa makes improvements to a game that works already.

Then there's this boots and items system, what the fuck is that? I equip players with items in slots to improve the player like an MMO, I'm not playing World of Warcraft, it's a football sim.

PES 2013 has had good reviews somehow. I think it's worse than last year.

The menus are dull, ML has had crap put into it we don't need, defending and tackling has changed for the worse, commentary is a joke, the game and crowd sounds are lifeless, animation is robotic and scripting is back in full force.

What a piece of crap Konami has put out. A franchise I used to buy every year without fail, that once showed signs of improving has just gone backwards once more.

I hate Fifa, I tried playing it last year and never got that buzz you get from scoring like you do in PES. But Fifa works and PES doesn't.

Glad I pirated it to try it out rather than wasting my money.

!!UNINSTALLED!!
 

XavierIII

Registered User
Piece of shit with ruined ML (thanks for trying on gameplay, FUCKED ML and catch up)

The only reason FIFA got more popular was because Konami shot PES in the foot...
The gameplay improved, but could be better.
ML is allowed to just stay awesome and be improved slightly, but not butchered, its getting like shooting it in the foot in 2012, became a different, yet still destruvtive to core PES elements, "plastic surgery" on the foot. Boots=Plastic rubbish.
Leave its feet alone!
It was running just fine.
Its ok to admit a mistake... Please give back PES...
Gameplay improved, but NOT, speed means nothing on difficulty settings amatuer or above... Nothing. Its not "harder" its like putting leg braces on Forrest Gump.
PES died 5 years ago... The improvements have come with butcherings...
Pro evolution soccer DOES NOT EXIST, just FUCKED-IFA and what ever that football game Konami makes, you know the one, its a fucking joke, Pro evo something, they fuck it up every year for the last 5 years.
 

Anysecondnow

Registered User
I guess its like evolution in general, except its based on Konami trying to guess what will survive... Konami "think" they know how to survive, but will end up extinct.

They've just failed to deliver over the past 6 or 7 years....very disappointing.
 

metsuri69

Registered User
This THREAD is a dissappointment.. WHERE oh where is Amateur and his copy-paste yearly comments about why pes hasn't implemented "moving through space" or space-time continuum and "famicom foundation"?

I'm missing a good laugh!

btw. Played pes till Pes3. Pes12 was greatest so far and 13 seems very good as well. Most likely 14 will be a step back as they're implementing new engine then.
 

superpav

Registered User
i keep trying the demo and one day i hate it then i like it. not sure i want to spend £36 on the game

i keep trying fifa and everything is good apart from the gameplay its so boring.
one thing in pes i hate is the floaty feel. everytime i cross the ball .

the ball feels like its a kids football. is it me or does anyone else think the last few pes the ball weight is light.

maybe you can change the ball in the settings lol
 
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