You Know your good at PES/Winning Eleven when.....

[proevo_15021975]

when your mate says he's sat a the wrong angle.
when your mate says scoring with a chip is cheat mode.
youve fixed the ref to give you decisions.
pad aint working.

 

[wixon]

-you can win 6 - 0 with china against France on 6* using only your feet to play the game.
- your social life has become non existent, you've been sacked from work and you've noticed you haven't seen or heard from your girlfriend for a few months.

 

[Estill]

-Your mate blames you for being in his "eyeline" when you score a goal.
-Your mate blames you for Buffon "only being good against the big teams anyway" when you stuff the 5th past him with Mario Maric of Borussia Monchengladbach.
-Your mate blames you for choosing your own favourite ball, favourite stadium, favourite time, favourite weather, even though he set the game up while you went for a slash

(These have all happened to me LOL)

 

[Teekay]

When I beat my friend 2-0. I played China, he had Classic Brazil. And I played with 5 defenders at the same pack at the goal line and 4 midfields as low ont he pitch as they can in one pack and one striker as high one the field as he can be.

I also beated my friend (not the same guy as previous) 8-0 I had Inter and he had Arsenal. That was after 80mins. After that he went to loo and he's dad came in, not conceding more than one goal. And this friend plays PES on xbox online and is quite good at PES. Has won me once :O and I usually win by one or two goals.

 

[sameri yoda]

i know im good when my controller works

 

[Papa Lazarou]

-when you go 3 seasons on master league winning every match in every competition on 4* with auto-save on (5 seasons unbeaten)

 

[Ogopa Djz]

On the Same Lines as the Thread Title

You Know your addicted to PES/Winning Eleven when
-you go on a pes site looking for tips an hints. and ppl who suffer from the same affliction.
-you scribble formations during class.
-you give the virtual players pep talks.
-you scream at the ref for bad calls.
-you then review the bad call, save it and show it off to your mates to get their opinion.
-you have a little ritual before you play(food, special seat,etc)
-you actually get excited when you win the league.

what else....

 

[Mike69]

when you constantly get fouled when you beat the last defender buy you still win 6-0 and 4 of them are from free-kicks

 

[Itachi-san]

heres a good one:
-score using the :triangle:
-never miss a shot
-have the whole squad all be high in defense(all defensive players)

 

[Haz-e]

Sometimes I actually find myself commentating on the match as I play. I can't work out whether it's because the actual commentary is awful or because i'm a fucking loser

 

[cadburyho]

1.When my opponent starts to complain about the speed of the tv.
2.When my opponent starts to complain about the state of his controller and that he does not have the time to change it.
3.When the ball inexplicably and invariably seems to fall at the right places much like pinball.

 

[wrigh2uk]

- when everyone says u play on the game 24/7

- Have the same player as your opponent and SOME-HOW yours is playing better than your opponents
- The goals you score are crap or sloppy
- Your style is crap (this is of course when your murking somone)

 

[mestre dinho]

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

- when your mate waits 5 seconds to comemorate the goal he scored coz he didn´t believe he actually scored against you
- when you have to let your friend score to make the game more interesting
- when you are wining 9 - 0 against your mate and you can not score an own goal to take you two to the penalties
- when your friend buys PES first and practises all day and when you go to his place you beat him 10 - 0 even though its the first time you play it
- when you score goals with your goalie
- when your in a tournament with friends and they choose all of the best teams leaving you all the of the «bad teams» and you still win them and the tournament
- when your so good that you visit web sites like this to see if you have already done all the dribbles and tricks the game has

 

[Original?]

When you beat a good opponent 3-1, with Slovakia vs Brazil... it's at this point I would like to note just how bad Slovakia are at shooting and generally

 

[Mascherano]

- When you're so sick of winning you start missing goals on purpose or let the CPU score goals to make the game more interesting.
- When you swear and talk to the players/referee like if you were watching a real match.
- When you make your 27ish years old brother curse at you, the referee and his players.
- When you start buying cheesy players expecting not to win that often.
- When you edit your own players to turn them into mummies because you're so sick of your top scorer scoring all kinds of goals, etc.

This is what actually happened to me... but still I think there must be tons of players 100 times better than me so I'm looking forward to get WE8 and play against some of you guys

 

[Ogopa Djz]

You Know your addicted to PES/Winning Eleven when
-you go on a pes site looking for tips an hints. and ppl who suffer from the same affliction.
-you scribble formations during class.
-you give the virtual players pep talks.
-you scream at the ref for bad calls.
-you then review the bad call, save it and show it off to your mates to get their opinion.
-you have a little ritual before you play(food, special seat,etc)
-you actually get excited when you win the league.

what else....

-Most of your conversations are about why your players wont develop fast enough for you.
-You actually skip relaxing with a dame to play the game
-record the stats
-criticize your virtual squad....

 

[tom pain]

When your chat-up line is "Are you as appalled as I am about the lowness of Ronaldinho's dribbling stats?"

 

[Aaronarid]

When every goal you score "doesn't count" for the following reasons, as stated by my housemate:
"you attacked down the wings, and centred it, thats an easy goal, get some creativity, your just exploiting the game"
"you just attacked down the centre, your exploiting the game, its not my fault the stupid defenders dont do what i want them to do"
"my pass didn't go where i want it to go, this game is stupid"
"my goalie should of saved that, this game is so stupid"
"your players always win their tackles, this game is fucking stupid, ur cheating"
"you super-cancelled, thats cheating, it confuses my player"
"this game is so fucked, how comes your players can shoot from distance and mine are crap"
"i know your pressng something so my players cant shoot properly"
Also;
"so what if you only got 2 fouls compared to my 16? mine were legitimate tackles, not my fault the game is fucking stupid and don't tackle when i tell it to, anyways, ur tackles denied my a goal scoring opportunity, thats 2 goals to me"

 

[Sharp Shard]

This is an interesting thread.. How many of you are in the PES leagues..where you find how good you really are???


Anyways, Here are a few.

- you let your opponent go 2 or 3 goals up in the 1st half..and dependng on how much better you feel you are then them you decide to make your comeback in the 75th minute, to their dismay.

- You score goals with r3 'passes' and r3 'lobs'

- you don't use the wings to score, preffering to go straight through the heart of the defence.

- You use manual passes without a second thought.

- You can make an inch perfect pass to any man on your team on the field.

- You no longer play against the CPU

- You trawl PESonline channels looking for the elite players.

- You try to create goals that have never been done before (and get angry when, shock horror, you can't be groundbreaking )

- Your opponents give up half way through a game or, online, they quit the game and earn themselves a 15minute kickban just to stop the humiliation.

- You aim to get 80% possession in a match rather then score, you tap a ball in in the 90th minute.

- Opponents regularly reduce themselves to 8men out of sheer frustration.

- When you say 'gg' online your opponent swears at you.

- When you take a loss you are proud you have found someone who can beat you.

- You have a set of secret skills and tactics that only come out for players as good as you

- even when you score spectacular goals, you mash start to get on with the game.. it has to be something really, really special for you to even look at it once in the replay.

 

[Barry]

When you beat your brother with tiny Uruguay against mighty Argentina with a staggering 2-7 while being 1 man down
He always refers to it as cheating when I win with shit country's like Latvia. Cant blame him though, he always takes Brazil or Real Madrid