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Old 28-05-2013, 11:50   #103
A response from Steve Zissou's representatives:

Mr Zissou strongly denies the allegations made in The Daily She Mail. Mr Zissou feels that Mr Beedoubleyoueffsee of Newco Midtable Mediocrity Wanderers has made this story up to deflect the attention from what has been a poor season for him and his club.

Mr Zissou would like the following to be placed on record:

Originally Posted by Steve Zissou
Newco Midtable Mediocrity Wanderers had a fairly embarrassing season, given two of the teams below them went into administration and the third was run by Charlie Sheen, who has been on a drug binge since his appointment back at the start of the season.

I expect Mr Beedoubleyoueffsee has made this story to deflect the attention away from the lack of funds the club has, which I understand have been lost in the form of gambling bets after many all-nighters at the local casino with Mr Pardew.
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