[simmsm88]

Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip
Heard a few chicks scream my arm shook, couldn't look
Gave another squeeze heard it click yo, my shit is stuck
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm jetting to the building lobby
and it was filled with children probably couldn't see as high as I be

or

I used to watch C.H.I.P.S., now I load glock clips.

[Billy Minof]

I'm the motta fcker fcking somebodies daugther,
Go down stairs shake hands with her father. By Onyx.

Loved Onyx in my younger days and them two lines really made me laugh.

[Lami]

This is a Dre, Obie, Eminem diss to Ja Rule. check it out.

[Eminem]
What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?
Will you be as hard as you say you are?
Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?
I said What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?
And show us you're as hard as you say you are?
Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

[Verse 1 – Dr. Dre]
Niggaz is so gangsta, Niggaz is thugs
Niggaz'll spend their whole life peddlin drugs
Slanging dope in hopes of one day bein able
To own their own label and give the game up
Some niggaz came up, some just didn't
That's just the way it is, if it ain't meant it, it just isn't
Some niggaz'll get money and pay niggaz to back em
So they can act up, feel comfortable, and rap tough
And that's as backwards, cuz them niggaz just gone keep coming back
And that's when extortion happens
You struggle to get free, I know how this shit be
You deal with anything to live legitimately
But you gone find if you do get in this industry
It's best to be business with me than against me
Niggaz get behind mics and ain't even MC's
Niggaz get on MTV just to diss me
This shit don't even piss me off
I'm laughin all the way to the bank
Watchin the satellite from a Bentley
You niggaz don't even got a car
You're so far under my radar
I don't even know who the fuck you are
To tell you to suck my dick while I'm pissin
I don't even listen to your shit to know who the fuck I'm dissin
The media just feeds into these feuds
Tryin to add fuel to the fire. This little nigga, Ja Rule
Talking bout he's gonna slap me. Nigga please
You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees
I laugh at these magazines when they interview em
All they doin is making fake threats to us through em
And pussy you're not Pac, I knew em
Pac was a real nigga, you just a fuckin insult to em
It's too bad we had to fallout before he passes
If he could see this shit now, he'd be whoopin your ass
You're talkin to a pioneer who engineered this shit for 19 years
Who you got in your ear? I don't even gotta say it, the fans know
Quit tryin to be tough, nigga, you look like a asshole

[Chorus – Eminem]

[Verse 2 – Obie Trice]
They say why don't we increase the peace
The only peace increased is that which deletes your peeps
Cuz niggaz run mouths but they don't run streets
Till that 4 5 will cease the speech
Yeah it's a shame how the beef'll creep
Could've reached the peep, now you're left with a horrible leak
I'm tryin to be as bleak with my speech as possible
Just in case a nigga tryin to throw me an obstacle
Nigga, I'm not boxin you, I'm hospitable
I put you in a hospital, that's how I get at you
Let the doc op on you, he don't rid you?
You back on the streets? I send another hit at you
This is not a hypocritical issue
I will critical condition your tissue
Give a fuck if all ten of them wit you
I throw an extra ten of them missiles
Turn gangstas into gentlemen vicko
And ever since Eminem dissed you
I swear I see the women and bitch in you
All this bickering back and forth over who signs who
Curtis, pull your skirt up, nigga, you got murdered
Now take it like a man and shake it off. Damn
And quit tellin all these magazines your plans
How you gone slap up my mans, you're ficticious
Nigga, we send Stan to come murder your bitches

[jMz]

Originally Posted by Legend Killer

I'm the motta fcker fcking somebodies daugther,
Go down stairs shake hands with her father. By Onyx.

Loved Onyx in my younger days and them two lines really made me laugh.

I've got one of their albums. 'BACDAFUCUP'
Lovely name.

[Ogopa Djz]

yea another hot verse was this one by 2pac Thugz mansion.

Dear momma don't cry, your baby boy's doin good
Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods
Seen a show with Marvin Gaye last night, it had me shook
Drippin peppermint Schnapps, with Jackie Wilson, and Sam Cooke
Then some lady named Billie Holiday
Sang sittin there kickin it with Malcolm, 'til the day came
Little LaTasha sho' grown
Tell the lady in the liquorstore that she's forgiven, so come home
Maybe in time you'll understand only God can save us
When Miles Davis cuttin lose with the band
Just think of all the people that you knew in the past
that passed on, they in heaven, found peace at last
Picture a place that they exist, together
There has to be a place better than this, in heaven
So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm askin
Remember this face, save me a place, in thug's mansion

[Gunplay]

I have to go for Jay-Z's last verse on ''What More Can I Say'' which i think should've been the last song on The Black Abum, i felt this should've been his last verse on his rap career.


Now you know yo' ass is Willie when they got you in the mag/
for like half a billy, and yo' ass ain't lily/
white that mean that shit you write must be illy/
Either that or your flow is silly - it's both/
I don't mean to boast, but damn if I don't brag/
Them crackers gon' act like I ain't on they ass/
The Martha Stewart, that's far from Jewish/
Far from a Harvard student, just had the balls to do it/
And no I'm not through with it/
In fact, I'm just previewin it/
This ain't the show, I'm just EQ'n it/
One-two and I won't stop abusin it/
To groupie girls, stop false accusin it/
Back to the music - the Maybach roof is translucent/
Niggaz got a problem Houston! Heh/
What up B, they can't shut up me/
Shut down I, not even P.E., I'ma ride/
God forgive me for my brash delivery/
But I remember vividly what these streets did to me/
So picture me lettin these clowns nitpick at me/
Paint me like a pickany/
I will literally kiss T.T. in the forehead/
Tell her please forgive me then squeeze until you full 'head/
I'm not the one to score points off, in fact/
I got a joint that'll knock yo' points off/
Young, Hova the God, nigga blasphemy/
I'm at the Trump International, ask for me/
I ain't never scared, I'm everywhere you ain't never there/
And nigga, why would I ever care?/
Pound for pound I'm the best to ever come around here/
Excludin nobody, look what I embody/
The soul of a hustler, I really ran the street/
A CEO's mind, that marketin plan was me/
And no I ain't get shot up a whole bunch of times/
Or make up shit in a whole bunch of lines/
And I ain't animated like say I +Busta Rhymes+/
But the real shit you get when you bust down my lines/
Add that to the fact I went plat' a bunch of times/
Times that by my influence on pop culture/
I'm supposed to be number one on everybody list/
We'll see what happens when I no longer exist/
Fuck this!

[Ogopa Djz]

Originally Posted by Gunplay

I have to go for Jay-Z's last verse on ''What More Can I Say'' which i think should've been the last song on The Black Abum, i felt this should've been his last verse on his rap career.


Now you know yo' ass is Willie when they got you in the mag/
for like half a billy, and yo' ass ain't lily/
white that mean that shit you write must be illy/
Either that or your flow is silly - it's both/
I don't mean to boast, but damn if I don't brag/
Them crackers gon' act like I ain't on they ass/
The Martha Stewart, that's far from Jewish/
Far from a Harvard student, just had the balls to do it/
And no I'm not through with it/
In fact, I'm just previewin it/
This ain't the show, I'm just EQ'n it/
One-two and I won't stop abusin it/
To groupie girls, stop false accusin it/
Back to the music - the Maybach roof is translucent/
Niggaz got a problem Houston! Heh/
What up B, they can't shut up me/
Shut down I, not even P.E., I'ma ride/
God forgive me for my brash delivery/
But I remember vividly what these streets did to me/
So picture me lettin these clowns nitpick at me/
Paint me like a pickany/
I will literally kiss T.T. in the forehead/
Tell her please forgive me then squeeze until you full 'head/
I'm not the one to score points off, in fact/
I got a joint that'll knock yo' points off/
Young, Hova the God, nigga blasphemy/
I'm at the Trump International, ask for me/
I ain't never scared, I'm everywhere you ain't never there/
And nigga, why would I ever care?/
Pound for pound I'm the best to ever come around here/
Excludin nobody, look what I embody/
The soul of a hustler, I really ran the street/
A CEO's mind, that marketin plan was me/
And no I ain't get shot up a whole bunch of times/
Or make up shit in a whole bunch of lines/
And I ain't animated like say I +Busta Rhymes+/
But the real shit you get when you bust down my lines/
Add that to the fact I went plat' a bunch of times/
Times that by my influence on pop culture/
I'm supposed to be number one on everybody list/
We'll see what happens when I no longer exist/
Fuck this!

TRUE.This one was deep. How about the PSA last verse now that was skill.

[Gunplay]

Originally Posted by Ogopa- Djz

TRUE.This one was deep. How about the PSA last verse now that was skill.

word life my friend, but you say last verse ? No i say first verse the way he just introduced himself. I think 'The Black Album' would've been his best album if only he got his tracklistings right, he kinda fucked up with the track order man.

[Gunplay]

Actually i'm gonna post that too:

Allow me to re-introduce myself/
My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V/
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z/
I guess even back then you can call me/
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!/
Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire/
I be the, music biz number one supplier/
''Flyer'' than a piece of paper bearin my name/
Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right/
Hov', OH - not D.O.C./
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"/
I check cheddar like a food inspector/
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"/
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude/
with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace/
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this/
I shoot at you actors like movie directors/

class, why wasn't ''P.S.A'' the intro to 'The Black Album' ? very stupid i think.

[Nick Neville]

[Nick Neville]

You've surely forgotten the John Barnes Rap from World in motion?

You know:-

You’ve got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They’ll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos’ I’m the england man
And what you’re looking at
Is the master plan
We ain’t no hooligans
This ain’t a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can’t go wrong

Awesome, you kids know nothing

[Ogopa Djz]

Originally Posted by Gunplay

Actually i'm gonna post that too:

Allow me to re-introduce myself/
My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V/
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z/
I guess even back then you can call me/
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!/
Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire/
I be the, music biz number one supplier/
''Flyer'' than a piece of paper bearin my name/
Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right/
Hov', OH - not D.O.C./
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"/
I check cheddar like a food inspector/
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"/
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude/
with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace/
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this/
I shoot at you actors like movie directors/

class, why wasn't ''P.S.A'' the intro to 'The Black Album' ? very stupid i think.

Yeah cause at the end the girl says something like"Le album noir" the black album.

[Ogopa Djz]

Originally Posted by Gunplay

word life my friend, but you say last verse ? No i say first verse the way he just introduced himself. I think 'The Black Album' would've been his best album if only he got his tracklistings right, he kinda fucked up with the track order man.

The first verse is sweet.I chose last part cause its him signing off with "either you love me or me leave me alone" tear jerker for me.

[Gunplay]

Originally Posted by nickhanks

You've surely forgotten the John Barnes Rap from World in motion?

You know:-

You’ve got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They’ll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos’ I’m the england man
And what you’re looking at
Is the master plan
We ain’t no hooligans
This ain’t a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can’t go wrong

Awesome, you kids know nothing

The joke is over Gary G already posted it. Get off this thread if your just taking the piss.

[Flipper the Priest]

Anything by the Outhere Brothers.