CF Pijo Burro

muscularmatt · 08-07-2011, 23:39

C.F. PIJO D'EL BURRO

Establecido 2011

CURRENT SQUAD

Jussi Jaaskelainen
David Stockdale

William Gallas
Kolo Toure
Chris Smalling
Phil Jagielka
Mike Williamson
Alan Hutton
Ashley Cole

Jack Rodwell
Michael Carrick
Michael Essien
Jordan Henderson
James McCarthy
Stephen Hunt
Ashley Young

Kenwyne Jones
Andy Carroll
Marouane Chamakh
Connor Wickham
Emile Heskey

DEFAULT FIRST XI

This will be CF Pijo Burro's default lineup. If no new word is produced by a Saturday, then this can be presumed to be the team for the week...

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STOCKDALE

HUTTON SMALLING JAGIELKA COLE

HUNT HENDERSON CARRICK RODWELL YOUNG

CARROLL
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* Last edited on Friday the 3rd of Feb 2012

Bammers05 · 09-07-2011, 17:37

Will Emile Heskey be your team's mascot?

muscularmatt · 09-07-2011, 23:38

No, but now you mention it I might try and include him in some respect. Or just buy him and never play him for teh luls

muscularmatt · 13-07-2011, 22:57

News...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Generic pun based on popular newspaper

CF Pijo Buro manager Jose 'The Muscular One' Mattinho says no word will be made public on who the likely captains of his team are until a bigger squad has been assembled. The Portugeuse-West Midlander also set his sights high for this season's competition. "I wouldn't say I'm the best, but I'd say everybody is else is stupid and ugly and nowhere near as good as me, plus I had sex with all of your mothers"

He also maintains that it WAS right to blow half of his budget on defenders and goalkeepers, and that the plan will come good in the end.

PEM · 13-07-2011, 23:25

The Portugeuse-West Midlander

Bammers05 · 13-07-2011, 23:28

It's Portuguese btw

muscularmatt · 14-07-2011, 02:19

Oh same thing, Bummers of Smegginton Town.

muscularmatt · 16-07-2011, 02:35

I'm delighted to have Ashley Young and Andy Carroll on board, two of the great English talents of this generation. I anticipate them both making me a strong contender at the top of this competition.

**IronCity** · 16-07-2011, 03:28

^^I was watching a Liverpool report on TV a few minutes ago on and was admiring Carroll. Hopefully he gets his head screwed on straight because it can score a lot of goals; and I already PM'd you on my jealousy of your Young grab. Nice work.

muscularmatt · 01-08-2011, 19:41

I'm very happy and confident with the squad I've got here. It's not the finnished article but I am expecting my side to challenge at the very highest level, which is understandable if look at the undeniable young talents on show here.

**Gato** · 09-09-2011, 00:03

Why you came up with that fuckin name Matt? Pijo d'el Burro...
if it's what I think it is, then "pijo" should be spelled "pija" hahaha

muscularmatt · 09-09-2011, 03:52

Well it's a colloquialism isn't it rather than a proper translation, hence the variations in spelling. I could have gone for Pene D'El Burro, but I thought the slang would be better.

muscularmatt · 10-09-2011, 02:41

Team for the week commencing Saturday the 10th of September -

JAASKELAINEN

HUTTON JAGIELKA TOURE COLE

HENDERSON RODWELL MCCARTHY YOUNG

CHAMAKH CARROLL

Thanks!

muscularmatt · 17-09-2011, 03:08

Team for the week commencing Saturday the 17th of September -

JAASKELAINEN

HUTTON SMALLING JAGIELKA TOURE COLE

HENDERSON RODWELL MCCARTHY YOUNG

CARROLL

Thanks!

**IronCity** · 17-09-2011, 12:26

That Henderson and Carroll business interferes with my Kuyt plays. I just noticed while inputing that you may be the first club to play 5 defenders. I think it is a good move looking at that bunch.