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Old 18-05-2006, 16:53   #16
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American werewolf in Paris.
Alien 3.
RoboCop 3.
Carlito's way 2.

Loads more but i can't be arse right now.

EDIT: A few more i've spotted in my box of shit. All taped off sky movies, 1 a pop.


American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt

Police Academy: Every last one after the first 2.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2,3 & The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Get Rich or Die Trying - Just die 50 cent

Mortal Kombat movie.

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Old 18-05-2006, 16:54   #17
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Oh dear; You like Mars Attacks, and I'm the one with no taste? Mars Attacks stinks worse than Barndoors dick after having sex with a dead giraffe.

Oh, and are people forgetting that this thread should only have titles that genuiinely are advocates for the title of worst film ever?

I hated Titanic, but I'd never post it as it isn't actually that bad, but something like Street Fighter had no positives about it.

Alien 3; you may have hated it, but it is mostly accepted as a top class film....get my drift? It isn't personal opinion, but more so actual shit.
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Old 18-05-2006, 18:39   #18
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The only positive is seeing that dead bastard flying across the screen in the fight at the end. Never understood why Guile was the main character, and new liked the fact that it had Kylie Minogue in it.
Yeah whatever, funny thing is this is actually the best film ever. Go watch Brokeback Mountain, fag.
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Old 18-05-2006, 18:43   #19
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Mario Brothers? I like that film.

I hate anything with Martin Lawrence as THE leading character. When he's acting along someone, that other actor usually carries the film.

I also can't stand all these American spoof films and most of the 'Collage Movies' or any teen American movie. They're all the same. The only exception is "The Faculty".
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Old 18-05-2006, 19:03   #20
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Some black bastard goes back in time, but instead of appearing in America, somehow he gets over to good old england. Makes no sense to me. Shit comedian, shit actor, shit plot=shit film.

Avoid like the plague.
now why do you have to call him a black bastard?
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Old 18-05-2006, 19:06   #21
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I quite enjoyed that - I just wish it would have decided if it was a comedy or a horror.

Anyone seen Howard the Duck? Whoever made that film deserves a good dose of euthanasia.
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Old 18-05-2006, 19:11   #22
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I've saw Howard the duck when I was very young so obviously just seeing a talking walking duck amazed me. But I'm sure if I was to watch it today I would be dissapointed at what a naive child I was.
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Old 18-05-2006, 19:20   #23
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now why do you have to call him a black bastard?
Yes, why did you have to do that Jonno? Wouldn't bastard have just sufficed?
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No he had to use aa exact description because people may have thought he was talking about someone else.
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Did anyone mention He-Man. I think this film is in the "embarassed to say I like it" mould, but I love it.
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Old 18-05-2006, 19:24   #26
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Here are a few which spring to mind:

Land Of The Dead



This film, for me, totally killed the George Romero zombie genre. I mean, a zombie who uses a gun, for fucks sake!

Layer Cake



Layer Cake isn't really a crap film it's just Daniel Craig was as convincing as he will be as James Bond.. i.e. Not very.

Rabid Grannies



Well the name says it all, this is the type of film that makes you feel sorry for film critics!

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle



Yes that's right... Neil fucking Morrissey. As bad as you imagine.

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Well the thing is mate the likes of Commando and Rambo III might be shit but I can't help but love them. Nothing like Arnie and Sly taking on the whole world as only they can. You see that's what I mean - this thread is about truly diabolic films, that don't make us laugh or give us any sort of sick pleasure whatsoever.

Krook mate, Layer Cake was a brilliant film, and you've even admitted its not truly diabolical. I think your being a little harsh on Land of the Dead too.

However, 'I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle' is a fucking brilliant shout, totally forgot about that one. A truly wretched wankfest of a film. Isn't that the one where he has a shit and it starts talking to him? "Noddy, its me Noddy!" What a pile of, quite literally, shit!
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Ha ha yeah, I remember Courtney Cox was in that!
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I've saw Howard the duck when I was very young so obviously just seeing a talking walking duck amazed me. But I'm sure if I was to watch it today I would be dissapointed at what a naive child I was.
Quite possibly. I saw it when I was young mind and I hated it then. And just had a look at information on it, and it contains some of the worst movie lines ever:

Howard T. Duck: On my planet, we don't say die, we say... HEY! NOT MY SHORTS!

Dr. Jenning: In the lab that night, we saw a single feather fall. We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard, had landed in that alley just two miles away. Any questions?
Howard T. Duck: Yeah. Where are my pants?

Beverly: You got some place to go?
Howard T. Duck: Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'.

Howard T. Duck: No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!


And the priceless:

Beverly: Oh duckie, do you think I will find happiness in the animal kingdom?

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This film was funny...for the wrong reasons. It was so bad, but I seem to like bad stuff. They make me laugh.
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