'The Hobbit' Trilogy - Page 2

**Jonno394** · 09-12-2009, 10:53

Even Worse Rumour: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ywod-film.html

If this is true, I doubt I could watch this violent wad.

uA - 1905 · 09-12-2009, 10:56

I hope these films will be better than the Lord of the Rings wank.

**BarnDoor** · 09-12-2009, 17:58

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Originally Posted by Jonno394

Even Worse Rumour: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ywod-film.html

If this is true, I doubt I could watch this violent wad.

This is the most ridiculous tabloid rumour I've heard since that speculation Eddie Murphy was going to play the Riddler. Absolute horseshit.

muscularmatt · 11-12-2009, 01:11

The only good that could come of them being in such a film is that someone might accidentally sword the fuckers

Dale C. · 11-12-2009, 01:23

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Originally Posted by muscularmatt

The only good that could come of them being in such a film is that someone might accidentally sword the fuckers

Or even better - do it on purpose!

muscularmatt · 11-12-2009, 01:26

Not before they get gang raped by Uruk Hai or something

Dale C. · 11-12-2009, 01:28

Or by a gang of horny hobbits.

muscularmatt · 11-12-2009, 02:00

Dildo baggins twas the biggest prick of the shire...

**BarnDoor** · 11-12-2009, 10:36

Well for the record:

SPOILERS

Kili and Fili do actually die in The Hobbit, but it doesn't matter because these two cunts won't be playing them anyway.

muscularmatt · 12-12-2009, 01:32

If they did get a part like that, we would have to form somekind of group encouraging people to refuse to watch it

**Jonno394** · 18-01-2010, 13:43

Barn, The whole Tobey mguire as Bilbo thing is gaining momentum, alot of people (nothing major like comingsoon or ign..) are reporting he has signed on. Hopefully it has all just stemmed from this:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...bit-movie.html

Which as we know, is not the most appropriate of sources, but I hope to god it is bs.

**Jonno394** · 18-01-2010, 13:44

Barn, The whole Tobey maguire as Bilbo thing is gaining momentum, alot of people (nothing major like comingsoon or ign..) are reporting he has signed on. Hopefully it has all just stemmed from this from todays papers:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...bit-movie.html

Which as we know, is not the most appropriate of sources, but I hope to god it is bs.

**BarnDoor** · 18-01-2010, 13:59

I read that this morning. I think The Sun is the primary source, and we all know what they're like. Casting only started a few weeks ago, so I don't think they'd have Bilbo yet. I'm not worried at the moment.

**Jonno394** · 18-01-2010, 14:02

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Originally Posted by BarnDoor

I read that this morning. I think The Sun is the primary source, and we all know what they're like. Casting only started a few weeks ago, so I don't think they'd have Bilbo yet. I'm not worried at the moment.

Well considering in June that GDT said the actor playing Bilbo "will be announced over the next few weeks" then surely its possible that they've known for a while who it's going to be?

**BarnDoor** · 18-01-2010, 14:06

Yeah but they've said a lot of bullshit, like it would start filming in April, etc. Plus I think Jackson later refuted that Bilbo had been cast. I'm sure they have a Bilbo in mind, but maybe they haven't finalized it just yet. A British actor is the most sensible choice.

Also, if Maguire had been cast now, it would make more sense given the collapse of Spiderman 4. But I couldn't see him signing on back in June, knowing a clash would be on the cards.