Hated commentary

**Haribo** · 30-01-2005, 13:40

I recently saw a thread like this on Neoseeker so I thought I'd start one here.
What do you think is the worst (or maybe funniest) commentary saying from any of the PES games. Maybe ,in PES5, they will different comentators, like Clive Tylsley and Jon Champion! And what crap commentary sayings do think will be added. In PES5, I think "that's a stone-wall penalty" would be good or "Look at that celebration!" They would anno a lot of people.

Tenacious D · 30-01-2005, 13:48

Its to hard I hate all of them.

**hitmanuk2k** · 30-01-2005, 13:48

you see the thing is though, the worst commentary is also the best. seriously they need to go back to the good old days of clive james and terry butcher. they were great, even just for comedy value.

**Haribo** · 30-01-2005, 13:53

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Originally Posted by hitmanuk2k

you see the thing is though, the worst commentary is also the best. seriously they need to go back to the good old days of clive james and terry butcher. they were great, even just for comedy value.

Is it me, or does Terry Butcher sound like Graeme Le Saux?

**Kevthedrummer** · 30-01-2005, 14:34

By the way it's "he dinks it through" not dicks. Trevor is the worst for me, he's such a goon that it's funny.

***Hunter*** · 30-01-2005, 16:35

i love the commentary it is sheer comedy at it's best

you shoot from the half-way line and he says "he should have scored from there" - what the f...lol..
i thought it was "dicks" to be honest not "dinks" but i shall play soon and listen out for it

**Kevthedrummer** · 30-01-2005, 17:28

I only know cos "dink" is a commonly used term amongst me and my mates when we play football. It's like the chipped through pass kinda thing

**Netto** · 30-01-2005, 17:35

They should get Moty and Mark Lawrenson

pbchillin · 30-01-2005, 18:45

what about 'they can't find away past this keeper' (well something along those lines), when the keeper makes 1 save and your already 3-0 up

billsterno1 · 30-01-2005, 18:53

the best one's gotta be or should i say the worst
"he plays a long ball forward, he plays the ball long and forward"

He's like explaining what he's just said. I piss myself everytime he says that

***Hunter*** · 30-01-2005, 19:33

no one of the best has to be when your keeper catches it cleanly and he says loudly "a wonderful diving save by the keeper"..sheer comedy.

just thought of the best and it is when both teams are near the top of the table or even promoted and won the league and the commentator says "a loss for either of these teams means relegation" - 10/10 comedy..

Singh · 30-01-2005, 20:04

Easily The sun is beating down and the wind is shooting through the stadium

Tashan · 30-01-2005, 20:23

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Originally Posted by rafro

Its to hard I hate all of them.

Yeah same here allthough Trevors orgasim nearly takes it

**hitmanuk2k** · 31-01-2005, 00:39

whats an orgasim

zer0_faith · 31-01-2005, 08:16

I think he says dink the ball throught rather than dick.

View Poll Results: Worst PES saying?
The sun is beating down and the wind is shooting through the stadium	10	17.54%
Trever's groan	6	10.53%
He's scored a hat-trick!	0	0%
I wouldn't bet against him scoring a hat-trick the way he's shaping up	4	7.02%
And he dicks it through	2	3.51%
Some of the crowd thought that was in, me too!	12	21.05%
He should have done better from there!	15	26.32%
Other	8	14.04%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll