Magic Beer

Jonny2J · 20-09-2005, 18:20

A lady walks into a bar and see's a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he's drinking.

"Magic Beer" He says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one worth talking to, so she goes back to the man at the bar and says;

"That isn't really magic beer is it?"

"Yes I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady cant believe it, "I'll bet you can't do that again"

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the windows, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having"

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real arsehole when you're drunk!"

Charlie · 20-09-2005, 18:23

Haahahahahahahahahaha, aw fuck thats a classic!!!

**Yossi** · 20-09-2005, 18:23

I'd expect a n00b to do this, making a thread about a joke when there's tons of threads about, but not you Jonny.

nacco · 20-09-2005, 18:26

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Originally Posted by Yossi

I'd expect a n00b to do this, making a thread about a joke when there's tons of threads about, but not you Jonny.

I must agree, it's very funny but there are threads made for jokes, so why not put it over there?

Jonny2J · 20-09-2005, 18:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yossi

I'd expect a n00b to do this, making a thread about a joke when there's tons of threads about, but not you Jonny.

my bad

i completely forgot there was a joke thread kicking about! it's been that long Yossi.... am i forgiven?

**Yossi** · 20-09-2005, 18:28

Yes, because you're a decent member.

Jonny2J · 20-09-2005, 18:29

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Originally Posted by Yossi

Yes, because you're a decent member.

all is well that end's well

Charlie · 20-09-2005, 18:30

I quite enjoyed that joke, sorry if over-laughed but it wasa cracker. Do you have a good joke site, Johnny?

Jonny2J · 20-09-2005, 18:31

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Originally Posted by charlie9

I quite enjoyed that joke, sorry if over-laughed but it wasa cracker. Do you have a good joke site, Johnny?

no more mate unfortunately i had a quality one... although it wasn' everyone's cup of tea

Charlie · 20-09-2005, 18:34

Aw, ok. If you come across a good site, let us know, mate.

7RONALDO7 · 20-09-2005, 20:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Great joke!!!!!

**executioner** · 20-09-2005, 20:21

heard it before.

7RONALDO7 · 20-09-2005, 20:27

spoil the moment.

**reece** · 20-09-2005, 22:02

Funny stuff

Papa Lazarou · 20-09-2005, 22:03

That joke is fantastic!!! I lurrve it!