Jesus Christ Serial Rapist

Jonny2J · 25-01-2007, 19:10

Thought this was far too much to be considered "entertainment."

**greenegg** · 25-01-2007, 19:47

I had a pretty decent tug to this but I think for best tugability you should get Gladiator from Private. It is a trilogy and has many hours of hand fun.

**BarnDoor** · 25-01-2007, 19:57

I like a wank as much as the next one but this is far too disrespectful even me. You'd NEVER see them doing something like this about Muhammed or any other religious figures for that matter. Lets hope the makers get struck down by God with leprosy and bowel rot for their sins.

Remember who'll have the last laugh when they snuff it and reach the gates, and Peter's waiting for them along with the rest of the apostles, barbed wire baseball bats in hand. That's presuming they have such tools up there of course - otherwise they will toss them down so they can rot in hell, getting perpetually gang-raped by Satan's minions in the devil's very own wankstation.

And GreenEgg get that fucking Boondock Saints pic out of your signature now you sweaty mass - you're not allowed to have taste. I liked that film before sipping-cider-out-of-arse-cracks types such as you laid claim to it.

**greenegg** · 25-01-2007, 20:02

Barndoor I saw this film recently and it was actually quite good. Not that I care for you or your shit opinion you dirty morgue snooping bastard.

**BarnDoor** · 25-01-2007, 20:05

What film? Boondock? 'Quite Good'?!?!? Go and eat a pasty or whatever it is you backward cunts in the Western parts do for fun. I'm surprised your part of the world even has DVD players.

**greenegg** · 25-01-2007, 20:11

Pasty and Cider you shit eating Midland minge. Now go and watch some Irish films and wank yourself senseless you over excitable dog lover.

Jonny2J · 25-01-2007, 23:34

It is a class film like lads. (Boondock Saints that is)

**mufcsean** · 26-01-2007, 00:34

thats just wrong

Usul · 26-01-2007, 05:50

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Originally Posted by greenegg

I had a pretty decent tug to this but I think for best tugability you should get Gladiator from Private. It is a trilogy and has many hours of hand fun.

Speaking of Porn Trilogies, i watched a Lord of the Rings parody, the other day.

The entire Fellowship was made up of fine, juicy women - even the Hobbits!

**mufcsean** · 26-01-2007, 15:55

Is that the one were one of two birds dressed the same shaggs what is supposed to be gollum, if so they always use that film on Badly Dubbed Porn which is a show where British comedians do voice overs for corny porn films, quite a good show

manjita · 26-01-2007, 22:17

its a bit dutty

Usul · 27-01-2007, 11:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by mufcsean

Is that the one were one of two birds dressed the same shaggs what is supposed to be gollum, if so they always use that film on Badly Dubbed Porn which is a show where British comedians do voice overs for corny porn films, quite a good show

Yea, that's the one. Those two sluts dressed the same are Frodo and Sam...

Frodo gives great BJs.

Preki-USA · 27-01-2007, 12:39

and in the real film sam was the pro...go figure.