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The inaugural Sex Olympia games are, err, coming
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The inaugural Sex Olympia games are coming! To be held on the Gold Coast in Queensland Australia (18th &19th August 2009), we are now seeking sexual athletes from all over the world to join the festivities. Medals are waiting to be claimed in various sexual disciplines. In the course of competition, we shall conclusively find out who are the best fuckers in the world!
Events Include:
Sex Pentalon (10 positions in 10 mins)
Marathon Shag (stamina is everything)
Pole in the Vault (for the toy lovers)
Freestyle Fucking (be creative)
Team Freestyle Fucking
Clean and Jerk (for the masterbators)
Team Clean and Jerk
Hand & ball
Breast Stroking (tit fuck)
Back Stroking (anal)
Fucking Relay
Sprints (Quckie)
Shot Putting (best ejaculators)
Synchronised (Pussy) Diving
Sex Aquatics (underwater sex)
Sex Gymnastics (flexibility counts)
Long Hump (who can keep their erection longest?)
Triple Hump (best threesome routine)
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http://www.sexolympia.com/Home.php
Whos up for entering a great British Team? I think I'll do pretty well in the Shot Putt 
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21-10-2008, 13:00
