Mikel's Dad Sweepstake

**BarnDoor** · 15-08-2011, 15:28

So what do we reckon lads?

***Joel*** · 15-08-2011, 15:31

Are we guessing what the ransom is?

**BarnDoor** · 15-08-2011, 15:34

That would require a different poll. Apparently one hasn't been asked for, so it doesn't look good right now.

**Jonno394** · 15-08-2011, 15:36

Eaten by A Cheetah

**BarnDoor** · 15-08-2011, 15:38

That's a good point - if you're going for an animal, please specify. Unfortunately there's no such thing as a 'Super Eagle', I sense that would be the preferred option.

Bammers you're not really getting into the morbid spirit of things.

**Bammers05** · 15-08-2011, 15:39

He'll be fine

**Ziss** · 15-08-2011, 15:42

This is Nigeria. If he's old enough to be his Dad he's probably actually his great uncle...

***Joel*** · 15-08-2011, 15:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarnDoor

That would require a different poll. Apparently one hasn't been asked for, so it doesn't look good right now.

Poll wasn't showing when I posted previous post.

**Jonno394** · 15-08-2011, 16:01

I really should have been able to choose two options because if he is eaten by a cheetah he will turn up in one or more parts eventually.

**BarnDoor** · 15-08-2011, 16:22

Unless he devours him completely, or hyenas pick up the remnants.

**Jonno394** · 15-08-2011, 16:24

Or the starving africans saw some fresh meat and thought it was their lucky day!

**Original?** · 15-08-2011, 16:25

Barn, I fear Jonno was aiming at a toilet humour type joke.

**Jonno394** · 15-08-2011, 16:33

Nope, it had nothing to do with faeces Original

**BarnDoor** · 15-08-2011, 16:33

Were you Jonno? I don't know, not sure if anyone would class shit as a body part. Unless the cheetah in question shat an undigested hand or limb, which I imagine would be rather painful for it.

EDIT: Just as I suspected.

**Jonno394** · 15-08-2011, 16:36

Barn, it was more "Well if he is savagely attacked and killed by an animal there'd still be remnants left all over the place, like a finger here, a testicle there...."

View Poll Results: What does fate have in store for Mikel's father?
Turns up alive and well	1	6.67%
Turns up alive but wounded	1	6.67%
Turns up gravely ill	2	13.33%
Turns up dead	1	6.67%
Turns up in one or various parts	4	26.67%
Eaten by an animal	2	13.33%
Doesn't turn up at all	2	13.33%
The whole thing turns out to be bollocks	2	13.33%
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