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Looks off - why isn't Ax fully kneeling, and Smash seems a bit too far in. Bet they won't flip.

You'd be surprised. Can't beat the 10-0s.

We could try and time it so we all do our hamstrings at the same time.

Had to laugh when I scored that goal from the halfway line and he was injured during the celebrations, only to pull out a cartwheel after. He's a disgusting fat cunt, but at least he's scoring now.

9ish.

Berry you're actually very good at the back, no nonsense, and especially useful since the CPU defenders are so wank. Alright I've improved my guy considerably today, should be a lot better tonight. Pace is obviously still lacking but his heading and finishing should be a lot better.

You'll do. I was thinking DC should play up top and me behind, makes more sense, at least until I improve my fat cunt player. They really need to make things more realistic in this game. I'm sacrificing pace, yet I also have no strength or heading prowess. I should be winning pretty much...

Well certainly I'm not working as a lone frontman, we need more people up top.

I fucking hate my VP, he's shit. I'm going to try and improve him before I go on next. Lag isn't helping but that's not the whole reason. I got one chance tonight and fluffed it badly. I think I'm better off playing behind the striker at the minute, so we have someone pacy up front and maybe I...

My internet died at about 10 for the rest of the evening. We need more on earlier tonight, about 9ish.

Get on you pack of bastards

I think it feels a bit frenetic at the minute because we have talentless players. Once our abilities improve I'm sure the composure will also.

It's early days and I forgot how hard it is when your guy is shit, especially when, like mine, he can barely move. Still I got two goals which I was quite happy with (should have been three). Thought we were unlucky in a couple of our games.

Cabaye, Tiote and Ben Arfa. Personally I'd have had Colo over Ben Arfa.

You fucking would.

Anyone know if the supermarkets will be doing this cheap tomorrow? I was hoping around the £30 mark. EDIT: Sainsbury's seems best, £28.99 when you spend £30 on other items in store.

I'll try and get on when I can, though it probably won't be as much as in the past. Fat cunt death up front.

How do you switch to classical defending? Only thing I can tell you is that it's a lot better and less frustrating against a human opponent, principally because they're shit as well.

Because currently I resemble Cassel in my avatar and am chemo-afflicted.

I know.