PES3 Comedy Classics

[stevieboy]

What makes you chortle about PES3? My fave is when the commentator suddenly, and for no apparent reason takes on a camp West Indies accent and says "easy ball". My attacks breakdown every time. Even my girlfriend said once "what'd he say?".

 

[Giggsy11]

i like it when brackley shouts 'NO'!! when u miss, sometimes when the commentary delays he ends up shouting it at random and i get a mental picture of brooking harasing brackley in the comentary box and him shouting 'NO' for him to stop.

 

[-=[101st]=-]

I love the 2 frame fall... you know when u hit someone or get hit by some one where they hook ur feet and it looks likeit is in 2 frames... the first frame is the arched back and hands up and the second frame is where the player is on the ground... there is no animation at all.. it cracks me up... it makes the tackle look much more painfull than it would really be...

 

[Jasper]

lol,brilliant giggsy11,harassment

 

[Paul B]

I've had a couple of amusing things happen. I've had Lampard perform a blatant dive, no contact whatsoever from another player, nothing was given of course. Also, the ball went right across the box and hit the corner flag for Peter Brackley to say "off the post". Funniest of all, it showed the ball hit the corner flag on the end of match highlights.

 

[stevieboy]

Yeah the 2 frame fall...I think I know what you mean. Thats the one where your opponent kind of "slam-dunks" you into the dirt. Happens rarely, but sheer poetry in motion.

 

[Jasper]

Well I have a great laugh at anything remotely bizarre happening.But when you get penalties against you when you've stayed on your feet,that's more annoying than amusing...the most amusing thing ever has to be a ridiculous goal where I was putting pressure on the cb from 8 yards,it looked like it was all under control until mad rustu scrambled out and missed it,but tripped the defender for it to roll in!

 

[stevieboy]

Come to think of it, I'm sure my CB has passed back to my GK, under no pressure, for Brackley to praise my "tidy passing". Who says Konami can't do commentary?

 

[-=[101st]=-]

Yeah the 2 frame fall... sheer poetry in motion.

Well put... could not have put it better myself

this isn't a game thing it is more of human error but anyone i pissed my self or about 10 mins after it happened...

You know how when u almost get the ball u can hit r1 and ur player lets go between his legs??.. You know how when u want to do it it never happens??... You know how when u dont want it to happen it does??.. i think u know where this is going..

1 - 1... 89th minute i was playing a mate who last game i thrased him 7 - 0 and i normally beat him about 3 - 0... so he is on top of the world thinking that he will send me to extra time... so he gets a goal kick and as i play 3 - 4 - 3 he passes it and gets under pressure and passes back to his keeper and the keeper is getting put under pressure from a slowish pass and Shevchenko is bearing down upon him and he decides to hit R1 for a little extra speed... and uh oh he hit it at the right time and the keeper lets it go and the ball every so slowly rolled into the goal... and i win 2 - 1 where it should of gone to extra time and possibly a penalty shoot out... he didn't like it and i laughed at him so much that he left my place!!

 

[stevieboy]

Anyone else noticed the erm commentary bug that happens just after YOU go like 3-0 up and Brackley (poor chap him again) says something like "they're still ahead, but no need to conceed a goal like that". TWAT

 

[stevieboy]

Oh yeah and when you're really pummelling someone (this one is only earned when you're 4-0 + up) BOTH of the geriatric nutters start talking all about CIGARS - what's that all about?

 

[Jasper]

Yeah,the commentators are excellent imo,but the dialoge, eurgh,makes me cringe

 

[stevieboy]

2 amusing player animations; 1) After you miss an effort your player stares vacantly at the ground, swaying from the hips up, looking like he's about to upset groundstaff and do "pavement - pizza" all over the pitch. 2) You score, your player runs to the corner, dives, others join in the "BUNDLES", and one late arrival tries to steal the show, by performing simulated sex on top!!

 

[Jasper]

quite funny.you make it sound a whole lot funnier though

 

[ChelseaDave]

... 2) You score, your player runs to the corner, dives, others join in the "BUNDLES", and one late arrival tries to steal the show, by performing simulated sex on top!!

Hahahaha! thats really funny when that happens! He jumps on top of everyone and starts doing them up the arse!

I've also had a celebration where the guy who scored is on his knees, and then one of my players stood infront of him... looked like something off a porn movie

 

[stevieboy]

Is it me, or does Brackley say "like Dion?". Is he asking Brooking about his musical preferences?

 

[Jasper]

I don't have even a remote idea of what you mean?

 

[Jasper]

stevie u wee tube,nah only joking wee man,how many ml championships' have you won

 

[Paul B]

Is it me, or does Brackley say "like Dion?". Is he asking Brooking about his musical preferences?

I think what he says is "lightly on".

 

[stevieboy]

I think what he says is "lightly on".

Hmmmm. It's not very clear. I prefer my musical connection (even if its BS). Jasper; Fifth season ML won just about everything. However only at 4*.