Made a decision after last years car crash that I wouldnt pay top money for a PES game again, so I didnt purchase on release day and pretty much forgot about it (despite having bought every PES since ISS days, the standard dropped so badly that I gave up on on it).
Well, seeing the price drop on PS store to £18 and the fact that I had just finished RDR2 I thought I might as well give it one last chance. I am afraid I can not fucking believe that Konami have the absolute brass balls to release this stinking pile of shit in this day and age.
You can forget about the lack of licenses, the PS1 menu screens, the commentary that is still so bad it makes you laugh, the continuously pointless pop up menus with only one option to move on to the next screen (just fucking skip it, I dont need to know that youve "backed up the option file"), forget the outrageous loading times, forget that when I start a game its sounds like my PS4 is going to explode despite the fact that the game looks like its been drawn in crayon, forget ALL that and lets focus on the gameplay.
What a complete fucking disaster. The scripting (yes I called it scripting, for that is what it is. Dont worry that "Konami have yet to confirm scripting" because that is irrelevant. John Travolta hasnt confirmed he's gay but that is just as obvious as PES scripting) has now shed all pretense that it isnt happening by going balls-to-the-wall obvious. There is not one shred of randomness in the game anymore, which is exactly what made it so good back in the day, and now does exactly what it wants, when it wants. Konami is playing the game. You may sit there with a controller in your hands but you have effectively paid money to NOT play a game.
Skill and stats and now absolutely irrelevant. It doesnt matter if you have Messi in you Team or on the oppositions, or if youre a good player or just picked it up for the first time, fast players will be caught with ease by slow ones, short players will out-jump and physically bully bigger players, collisions and physical contact is not even a competition anymore (the ball would drop to the feet of AI players whilst your players knock the ball to the opposition and are automatically pulled out of position).
Defense is a lottery where your players either move away from the ball or take instructions to man-mark as more of a suggestion than an order, attacking is a complete cluster-fuck of being marked by defenders so tightly that they actually occupy the same pixels on screen to seeing your 90 rated striker twat the ball continually wide from inside the 6 yard box (something which one of mine did 7 times in a single game).
In conclusion, the game is shit, total non-enjoyable laughable shit. This is even more frustrating when you know the games engine is great yet the gameplay appears to have been programmed by people who haven't watched a game of football in their lives (just look at the shite that is the refereeing in games. Not had a penalty since around 2014).
Everyone do themselves a favour and boycott the game from now on. Bollocks.
Well, seeing the price drop on PS store to £18 and the fact that I had just finished RDR2 I thought I might as well give it one last chance. I am afraid I can not fucking believe that Konami have the absolute brass balls to release this stinking pile of shit in this day and age.
You can forget about the lack of licenses, the PS1 menu screens, the commentary that is still so bad it makes you laugh, the continuously pointless pop up menus with only one option to move on to the next screen (just fucking skip it, I dont need to know that youve "backed up the option file"), forget the outrageous loading times, forget that when I start a game its sounds like my PS4 is going to explode despite the fact that the game looks like its been drawn in crayon, forget ALL that and lets focus on the gameplay.
What a complete fucking disaster. The scripting (yes I called it scripting, for that is what it is. Dont worry that "Konami have yet to confirm scripting" because that is irrelevant. John Travolta hasnt confirmed he's gay but that is just as obvious as PES scripting) has now shed all pretense that it isnt happening by going balls-to-the-wall obvious. There is not one shred of randomness in the game anymore, which is exactly what made it so good back in the day, and now does exactly what it wants, when it wants. Konami is playing the game. You may sit there with a controller in your hands but you have effectively paid money to NOT play a game.
Skill and stats and now absolutely irrelevant. It doesnt matter if you have Messi in you Team or on the oppositions, or if youre a good player or just picked it up for the first time, fast players will be caught with ease by slow ones, short players will out-jump and physically bully bigger players, collisions and physical contact is not even a competition anymore (the ball would drop to the feet of AI players whilst your players knock the ball to the opposition and are automatically pulled out of position).
Defense is a lottery where your players either move away from the ball or take instructions to man-mark as more of a suggestion than an order, attacking is a complete cluster-fuck of being marked by defenders so tightly that they actually occupy the same pixels on screen to seeing your 90 rated striker twat the ball continually wide from inside the 6 yard box (something which one of mine did 7 times in a single game).
In conclusion, the game is shit, total non-enjoyable laughable shit. This is even more frustrating when you know the games engine is great yet the gameplay appears to have been programmed by people who haven't watched a game of football in their lives (just look at the shite that is the refereeing in games. Not had a penalty since around 2014).
Everyone do themselves a favour and boycott the game from now on. Bollocks.