Recent content by monkeyjim

the players sulk and stand still for what feels like 10 minutes after they get tackled making it difficult to tackle back. the players sulk and stand still for what feels like 10 minutes after they hit the wall with their free kick thiis makes it default to mount on attack off the rebound...

it's always raining when i have an evening game. why do i only play evening games at home? i may have made those two up, but it seems to be the case.

- the ball literally goes through players (replays back this up) - sometimes players kick the ball without moving their leg (replays back this up) - ALL of the BALL has to be over ALL of the LINE for it to be out of play or a goal. Not in PES, some of the ball has to be near some of line.

Cruyff

I'm looking forward to my kids being old enough to play games. I'm going to get them on my old NES, then a couple of months later just blow their minds with a PS3 !!

1) There's nothing "Pro" about it 2) It hasn't Evolved 3) I feel Konami must have used an under 5's match as the model for all matches. please join in, i f***ing hate it.

To be fair I used to see it quite a lot. Oh that was at school...........................in the playground......................when i was 6..................PRO evolution soccer? There's nothing PRO about it

does the oppo seem like they have about 15 men in their team? I seem to be constantly surrounded by at least 3 players and if i get near the penatly sometimes there can be as many as 7 opposition players chasing after me like an angry mob. You'd think with this many players marking one man...

bang it

Guttierrez from the default players turns into a goal machine after 3 or 4 seasons. And Naismith from Celtic becomes awesome after 2 seasons.

I find that my centre backs love a slide tackle in the penalty box. Normally when the player in posession is on the goal line (other side of the posts) and simply standing up and pressuring would do. However, it tries to balance itself out.... I've have a run of 3 or 4 games every season...

aaaahh the good ol' goalkeeper slide I found out that the programming for the keepers is based on the Nursery Rhyme "The little girl with the curl" ".....When she was good, she was very, very good, And when she was bad she was horrid."

you got to love (in your most excited voice) "and he's going to blow at any minute, and there he goes, it's all over" at the end of the first half. I don't think he's ever said it at full time.

I know it was wrong but the thought of starting again with the default players fills me with a gloomy dread.

I had a terrible season and so I changed the level to amateur from world class in end of season negotiation games in order to get points and avoid game over How low have you stooped to ensure a win, a transfer or to prevent game over etc..?