commentary phrase
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stottmeister
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the one about the hands sewn back on is just stupid, someone suggested putting the commentry in spanish as it gives a bit more excitement and you dont understand the silly comments, unless you understand spanish that is.
libertine_84
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me and a friend were doing a co-op konami cup last night n we scored in the final minute of the last group game and after the game jon champion said 'well u know what they say, konami cup your having a laugh' anybody had that 1 yet? my friend was singing it 4 ages lol
the commentary is so bad, has anyone noticed that when it gets to like a couple of seconds before half time john champion goes crazy as if its the final whistle he says ''the ref has looked at his watch, hes gonna blow any second now'' lol wen i heard this i was like ok john calm down its only half time. lool
iamcanadianeh
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^ Yeah, I laugh every time I hear that one too. They are absolutely clueless as to what is going on, but the same is true in Fifa from what I have seen. Another one is that they always tend to say that they aren't surprised that I'm being susbstituted in BAL, and that I've had a bad game... then I win Man of the Match, 7.5 for a rating.
dan80
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konami commentry is so shit its embarrasing anyone heard this "john shut up pack your bags were off" always crakes me up but also john champion is obssed with subs if your losing and going in to the secound half he always says "i dont know if its just me but i think the manager is going marbales he has subs and has chosen not to use them i just wonder about this manager at times i think he has lost his way" or something aloang these lines
HH
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I dont think commentary will change for the future pes's. Its been this generic ever since the days of Peter Brackley and I cant see it changing, its just how Konami are with little things like this.
Some quotes are funny though, you all seem to hate it but find it very funny.
Some quotes are funny though, you all seem to hate it but find it very funny.
Dragonfly
Waiting....
The worst one is "that was a real shtoomer, good goal mind", or something like that.
That always pisses me off. STOP QUESTIONING MY JUDGEMENTS!!! :realmad:
That always pisses me off. STOP QUESTIONING MY JUDGEMENTS!!! :realmad:
Amateur
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The comments are bad enough, but even worst is the Timing of such comments. There have been times when I'm completely dominating and they go like "the crowd is furious with the coach.. they need to make some changes".
Or when a completely Average player grabs the ball and they go "and the unstoppable force is at it again".
I tried Spanish, and it's even worse, some Mexican guys who sound like they'd rather be elsewhere.
The English version is much better, at least it's funny.
Or when a completely Average player grabs the ball and they go "and the unstoppable force is at it again".
I tried Spanish, and it's even worse, some Mexican guys who sound like they'd rather be elsewhere.
The English version is much better, at least it's funny.
libertine_84
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i used to like it on 1 of the old pro evos when you could change the commentery language during the game, me n ma friends used to put it on german, u couldnt play for laughing
Red Owl
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I've heard that Lawrensen says in the commentary "Wham Bam thank you ma'am"
Any time I hear an ex-Liverpool defender quoting Bowie while I am playing PES is just the best. In fact, it will remain the best moment in my gaming life, until I buy PES2010 and Alan Hansen says to Jon Champion "Hey babe, your hair's alright, hey babe, let's go out tonight"
Any time I hear an ex-Liverpool defender quoting Bowie while I am playing PES is just the best. In fact, it will remain the best moment in my gaming life, until I buy PES2010 and Alan Hansen says to Jon Champion "Hey babe, your hair's alright, hey babe, let's go out tonight"
iamcanadianeh
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What blows my mind is that they decided to use these really random events as part of the commentary - like the one where the match official has lost the substitute "form." That has happened four or five times since I've been playing. You'd think the league would try to fix a problem like that, but it keeps happening! Then... to make it worse, there was no substitute anyway.
The other one is where the commentators aren't sure if there were any substitutes or not, so they're sending their lacky down to the field to ask around and see if there were any. Geez. Probably seen that one five or more times as well.
These kinds of things are realistic as one-time occurrences, but once you see them happen a second time the whole game loses realism. Konami should just leave junk like that out unless the game can ensure it will only ever happen once, say, per master league or BAL season. Putting stuff like that in there is just not smart if you ask me. It's as if there was no thought whasoever put into it, or playtesting for that matter. Maybe it's because it's originally a Japanese game, but like I said, I have seen similar errors in this years Fifa. Commentary should just be plain and simple and with no jokes or special occurances unless they can make it work, in my opinion.
The other one is where the commentators aren't sure if there were any substitutes or not, so they're sending their lacky down to the field to ask around and see if there were any. Geez. Probably seen that one five or more times as well.
These kinds of things are realistic as one-time occurrences, but once you see them happen a second time the whole game loses realism. Konami should just leave junk like that out unless the game can ensure it will only ever happen once, say, per master league or BAL season. Putting stuff like that in there is just not smart if you ask me. It's as if there was no thought whasoever put into it, or playtesting for that matter. Maybe it's because it's originally a Japanese game, but like I said, I have seen similar errors in this years Fifa. Commentary should just be plain and simple and with no jokes or special occurances unless they can make it work, in my opinion.
TIGERS_FAN
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"friendly in name only" is a classic phrase