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Favourites Commentary line

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probo23

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Hey, After reading yesterday post it got me thinking of the best lines over the years PES has come out with.

My favourites are

‘What a stummmer’ What’s a stummer? Never heard that word before!!
‘The GK needs a operation to have his hands sewn by on’
‘I bet £10 of your money….’
‘Couldn’t keep bees’
‘The manager is crazy for not making any subs when losing’ I didn’t want to
‘The team sheet arrived late so no subs can be made’

Don’t the commentators who are recording these lines say I’ve never said anything like that!These are all off the 09 game but there are more I cant think of. Anyone got any ideas for improvements? I’d have actual facts like last season top goal scorer, has scored X amount of goals this season, the xxx international is doing well, he’s the record by or he’s got xxx amount of caards this season.

Shouldn’t be hard to add?

UTO
 
Makavelian

Makavelian

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yes the commentrary on pes has always been

so bad it makes it funny .

mine has got to be a the end of a 0-0 match online

"well ,my head is empty " says lawro

couldnt of put it better myself:lol:
 
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Big Nose

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yeah the second and fifth lines you posted get me every time. once when entering a game i had rooney tied with someone for the lead in goals and after scoring he mentioned that he now had sole possession of that title. closest ive ever heard them keep up with my current stats
 
Ravex

Ravex

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'I heard that the manager was late in arriving. It's his own volition, he always wants to be last out of the tunnel.'

Funny how this applied to all of my three coaches.
 
monkeyjim

monkeyjim

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you got to love (in your most excited voice) "and he's going to blow at any minute, and there he goes, it's all over" at the end of the first half. I don't think he's ever said it at full time.
 
wanna_be_dj

wanna_be_dj

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I'd really like to hear Andy Gray shout "Take a bow son" when a sreamer goes in. Aint gonna happen cause he's licenced to another well know football game.
 
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fillya

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"its his right foot"
"his favourite foot"
"its a goal"
"whats your problem?"

haha my favourite so far
 
byrnie05

byrnie05

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This year is the first time in ages that I haven't turned it off straight away as it's just comical opposed to really bloody awful as in previous years.

I remember the first time I heard "Header To" shouted and it sounded like "penalty". Who on Earth would shout "header to" to mean a headed shot?
 
Ko_nami

Ko_nami

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I remember a few years back Peter Brackley made a comment along the lines of "everyone knew he was going to do it, and he has done it".

He used to say it often just after scoring a hat-trick.

Can't remember which PES game it was but I remember at the time thinking how strange that comment was.
 
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Dunno1982

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Something along the lines of "There are volleys & there are volleys... and that was a volley"...

I also like the one about not wanting the goalkeepers catching his wages always gives me a chuckle.
 
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mxrcr

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I'm in Mexico and I sometimes put the commentary to Spanish, and I think the commentator, Christian Martinoli, says even funnier things, for instance:

"The seccond half is about to start and.... wait, where's the manager? Oh! he's in the men's room! Well his tacos must have been bad!"

When you shoot over the bar: "He's hit the beer guy!" (the guy who walks around the stands selling beer in Latin American stadiums... I don't know if that exists in Europe) or "He's put the ball on the last row of the stands!"

When you dribble past many defenders and then shoot on target but no goal: "This guy is a genious... I take my hat off - my coat, even my umbrella - for him" or "This guy's fooled everyone: the defenders, me, his family, even my family!"

When scoring a goal: "I hope this goal will make the manager smile... he's a real grouch him"

Also, he interacts a lot with the other commentator (Luis García) with hilarious consequences... For instance:

When you miss a clear scoring opportunity, he says to the other commentator: "Mr. García, his shooting is even worse than yours was when you used to play!"

When you string a good number of passes together: "These guys are really in synch... almost like you and I in the commentary"

When you beat a much weaker team: "Well anyone could have predicted this result... Except for you Mr. Garcia, who knows nothing about this sport"
 
Ko_nami

Ko_nami

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mxrcr said:
I'm in Mexico and I sometimes put the commentary to Spanish, and I think the commentator, Christian Martinoli, says even funnier things, for instance:

"The seccond half is about to start and.... wait, where's the manager? Oh! he's in the men's room! Well his tacos must have been bad!"

When you shoot over the bar: "He's hit the beer guy!" (the guy who walks around the stands selling beer in Latin American stadiums... I don't know if that exists in Europe) or "He's put the ball on the last row of the stands!"

When you dribble past many defenders and then shoot on target but no goal: "This guy is a genious... I take my hat off - my coat, even my umbrella - for him" or "This guy's fooled everyone: the defenders, me, his family, even my family!"

When scoring a goal: "I hope this goal will make the manager smile... he's a real grouch him"

Also, he interacts a lot with the other commentator (Luis García) with hilarious consequences... For instance:

When you miss a clear scoring opportunity, he says to the other commentator: "Mr. García, his shooting is even worse than yours was when you used to play!"

When you string a good number of passes together: "These guys are really in synch... almost like you and I in the commentary"

When you beat a much weaker team: "Well anyone could have predicted this result... Except for you Mr. Garcia, who knows nothing about this sport"
Click to expand...

Some of those are classics.

I wish I could listen to some of those comments being said during a game but unfortunately I don't know how to speak Spanish.
 
Dale C.

Dale C.

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mxrcr said:
I'm in Mexico and I sometimes put the commentary to Spanish, and I think the commentator, Christian Martinoli, says even funnier things, for instance:

"The seccond half is about to start and.... wait, where's the manager? Oh! he's in the men's room! Well his tacos must have been bad!"

When you shoot over the bar: "He's hit the beer guy!" (the guy who walks around the stands selling beer in Latin American stadiums... I don't know if that exists in Europe) or "He's put the ball on the last row of the stands!"

When you dribble past many defenders and then shoot on target but no goal: "This guy is a genious... I take my hat off - my coat, even my umbrella - for him" or "This guy's fooled everyone: the defenders, me, his family, even my family!"

When scoring a goal: "I hope this goal will make the manager smile... he's a real grouch him"

Also, he interacts a lot with the other commentator (Luis García) with hilarious consequences... For instance:

When you miss a clear scoring opportunity, he says to the other commentator: "Mr. García, his shooting is even worse than yours was when you used to play!"

When you string a good number of passes together: "These guys are really in synch... almost like you and I in the commentary"

When you beat a much weaker team: "Well anyone could have predicted this result... Except for you Mr. Garcia, who knows nothing about this sport"
Click to expand...

:lol: :lol: That is awesome, thanks for sharing!
 
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Pancho07

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I think it was on PES 5, the commentator used to say "Its a ding-dong battle between these two sides". Hahaha he used to say it all the time. What on earth is a ding-dong battle???
 
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