Hated commentary

[Haribo]

I recently saw a thread like this on Neoseeker so I thought I'd start one here.
What do you think is the worst (or maybe funniest) commentary saying from any of the PES games. Maybe ,in PES5, they will different comentators, like Clive Tylsley and Jon Champion! And what crap commentary sayings do think will be added. In PES5, I think "that's a stone-wall penalty" would be good or "Look at that celebration!" They would anno a lot of people.

 

[Tenacious D]

Its to hard I hate all of them.

 

[hitmanuk2k]

you see the thing is though, the worst commentary is also the best. seriously they need to go back to the good old days of clive james and terry butcher. they were great, even just for comedy value.

 

[Haribo]

you see the thing is though, the worst commentary is also the best. seriously they need to go back to the good old days of clive james and terry butcher. they were great, even just for comedy value.

Is it me, or does Terry Butcher sound like Graeme Le Saux?

 

[Kevthedrummer]

By the way it's "he dinks it through" not dicks. Trevor is the worst for me, he's such a goon that it's funny.

 

[Hunter]

i love the commentary it is sheer comedy at it's best
you shoot from the half-way line and he says "he should have scored from there" - what the f...lol..
i thought it was "dicks" to be honest not "dinks" but i shall play soon and listen out for it

 

[Kevthedrummer]

I only know cos "dink" is a commonly used term amongst me and my mates when we play football. It's like the chipped through pass kinda thing

 

[Netto]

They should get Moty and Mark Lawrenson

 

[pbchillin]

what about 'they can't find away past this keeper' (well something along those lines), when the keeper makes 1 save and your already 3-0 up

 

[billsterno1]

the best one's gotta be or should i say the worst
"he plays a long ball forward, he plays the ball long and forward"

He's like explaining what he's just said. I piss myself everytime he says that

 

[Hunter]

no one of the best has to be when your keeper catches it cleanly and he says loudly "a wonderful diving save by the keeper"..sheer comedy.

just thought of the best and it is when both teams are near the top of the table or even promoted and won the league and the commentator says "a loss for either of these teams means relegation" - 10/10 comedy..

 

[Singh]

Easily The sun is beating down and the wind is shooting through the stadium

 

[Tashan]

Its to hard I hate all of them.

Yeah same here allthough Trevors orgasim nearly takes it

 

[hitmanuk2k]

whats an orgasim

 

[zer0_faith]

I think he says dink the ball throught rather than dick.

 

[cadburyho]

" What a fantastic save".

Seriously, I could not help laughing. Even my grandma can save it.

 

[Totti]

Best commentary is in Spanish...

Goalarso goalarso Goalarso goalarso Goalarso goalarso !!

beso goal beso goal beso goal beso goal!!

So much fun!

 

[Scarface]

''World class goalkeeping from the keeper'' as the ball trickles into the goalkeepers hands.

''That was a fine effort'' as you make a hash of the shot and it flies towards the corner flag.

I find them the worst/most humorous statements made by the commentary team.

 

[CtrlAltDel]

the hat trick one sucks, 'cause they usually say it after the guy gets the hat trick

oh and when they talk about the game being tied up through extra time, while you are watching a replay

 

[Bravoboy]

oh and when they talk about the game being tied up through extra time, while you are watching a replay

That happened to me for the first time today. I found it rather funny. Also something that annoys me is when they say 'and that will go out for a corner' when it's actually a blatont goal kick, then once you/cpu have taken the goal kick they still go on commentating as though it's a corner.