It sounds like he knows her.
What the fuck is this? Under-statement of the Century day?
"hey ashley xxxxxx*times1000*" constitutes sexual relations in my book. Perhaps he is her guiding light. Who knows.
Hi lozzy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I bet she wasn't banking on that. My name's Ashley too, natch. Yeah, I caught you out. Woohoo. B. O. O. H. O. O. Let's all share this magical moment and watch Johnny Vegas lie on the edge of the tide, with his belly getting all sand-ridden.