Makavelian
Registered User
If you want to become a total cunt online, you have come to the right place.
Firstly, Don't try and recreate football, you need to get on the ball and immediately try and spam through balls. Why try and enjoy playing nice creative football by learning how to play the game when you can be a cunt and exploit game flaws.....?
Regardless if your opponent picks a small team, you must always have Ronaldo or Aguero at your disposal to try and get onto them constant spammed through balls.
''But Mak'' you ask
''won't we get bored constantly playing boring repetitive football?''
Indeed you may, but only if you're weak minded.
Pick a small team you say? No way man. That's for chumps, City, Real Madrid are the only 2 teams you can pick.
If you want to take your game to a new level you must learn how to cheat. If you know how to disrupt the connection when you are losing so the match quits with no points loss or score recorded, you are already on the right path my friend.
It doesn't matter that you have a silly high rating, consecutive wins and everyone knows you are a cheater. You have a higher rating than most people and are truly now on the path to greatness.
Congratulaions!!!
If you followed my instructions carefully, you are now a total cunt :thumbsup:.
Firstly, Don't try and recreate football, you need to get on the ball and immediately try and spam through balls. Why try and enjoy playing nice creative football by learning how to play the game when you can be a cunt and exploit game flaws.....?
Regardless if your opponent picks a small team, you must always have Ronaldo or Aguero at your disposal to try and get onto them constant spammed through balls.
''But Mak'' you ask
''won't we get bored constantly playing boring repetitive football?''
Indeed you may, but only if you're weak minded.
Pick a small team you say? No way man. That's for chumps, City, Real Madrid are the only 2 teams you can pick.
If you want to take your game to a new level you must learn how to cheat. If you know how to disrupt the connection when you are losing so the match quits with no points loss or score recorded, you are already on the right path my friend.
It doesn't matter that you have a silly high rating, consecutive wins and everyone knows you are a cheater. You have a higher rating than most people and are truly now on the path to greatness.
Congratulaions!!!
If you followed my instructions carefully, you are now a total cunt :thumbsup:.
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