Ronaldridge

[William Prunier]

I once created a player who combined all the attributes of Ronaldo with all the attributes of John Aldridge. I called him Ronaldridge. He was the ultimate forward & had shaven head, book-teeth & a moustache.

 

[ashmufc]

Wow, send us a screenshot and we'll give you a medal. Im not lying

 

[stevieboy]

Lol.
That's class. I'm gonna have to create KuntzRush.

People may mistake him for a rare sexually transmitted disease, with nasty symptoms though!

 

[William Prunier]

it was about 2 years ago on my mates PES1 on ps2. i didn't tell him that i'd replaced the whole of the Republic of Ireland squad with my random creations. Ronaldridge was my favourite. i'm trying to remember what commentary name i gave him.

 

[ashmufc]

Welll, try to put it on pes3/we7/we7i and send a screenshot

 

[William Prunier]

i'm currently in the process of buying a new PC so i can play PES3 (i hear it'll need to be a beast)
i remember that Ronaldridge's strike partner was a 7 foot black man with an afro called "Big Carl" & that the goalkeeper was a funny looking mexican midget called "Jesus"

 

[stevieboy]

i remember that Ronaldridge's strike partner was a 7 foot black man with an afro called "Big Carl" & that the goalkeeper was a funny looking mexican midget called "Jesus"

This just gets better & better!

 

[ashmufc]

Carry on WilleBoy.........

Lead the way with your fantasies

 

[William Prunier]

Right here we go, my Fantasy Combination XI

The Physical presence & red nose of Peter Schmiechel + The agility & one eye of Gordon Banks =

SCHMANKS

The power & strength of Lillian Thuram + The attacking mind & brazillian flair of Cafu =

THURAFU

The Italian defending mentality & loyalty of Paolo Maldini + The hardness & power free kicks of Stuart "Psycho" Pearce =

MALDYCHO

The captaincy & ability of Bobby Moore + The coolness & big lip of Rio Ferdinand =

MOORDINAND

The German efficiency of Franz Beckenbauer + The german efficiency of Lothar Mattheus =

BECKENHEUS

The presence & desire to win of Roy Keane + The presence & tackling of Patrick Vieira =

KEIRA

The dribbling & alcholism of George Best + The dribbling & wingplay of Ryan Giggs =

BEGGS

The passing & fanbase of Hideotoshi Nakata + The skills & passion of Francesco Totti =

NAKATOTTI

The outright ability & skills of Johan Cruyff + the wizadry & penetration of Damien Duff =

CRUFF

The brilliance & arrogance of Eric Cantona + the goal threat & finishing of Andrey Shevchenko =

CANTONENKO

The brazillian magic & book-teeth of Ronaldo + the goal-poaching & moustache of John Aldridge =

RONALDRIDGE