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Will we have to stop playing for our own safety!

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saintric

Registered User
Lask week im sure you all read the story from japan about the 17 yr old boy who slipped on his WINNING ELEVEN disc in his bedroom and snapped his back leaving him paralysed for life! well I thought that wont happen to me...

BUT last night i was playing ML and i after skinning to players with Robinho I went to shoot with my pointing finger (its my special move) and my finger went SNAP!!!!


argrgrhhr sh*t was all i could shout out.I ended up in A+E and while there the doctor said he has seen 8 PES injurys this week even one involving a man who snapped his PENIS BONE! LOL!

anyway my question is does anyone think soon we will have to stop playing this game as its starting to become unsafe! i for one think Konami needs to take urgent action before somebody is killed!
 
gooderz

gooderz

Registered User
did you score with robinho? :)

and how does some guy snapping his penis have anything to do with PES? was he fucking his disc or some sick shit???
 
gooderz

gooderz

Registered User
sorry everyone but i'm gonna keep posting in this thread till i find out whether he scored or not :)
 
PESFan92

PESFan92

Registered User
I have never laughed at something this ridiculous.

First of, Its not KONAMI's fault.. Its the 17 year olds fault for leaving a disc on the floor.

Second, your bones must be brittle.

Third, the guy how damage is penis bone is a complete twat.
 
Dale C.

Dale C.

Registered User
PESFan92 said:
I have never laughed at something this ridiculous.

First of, Its not KONAMI's fault.. Its the 17 year olds fault for leaving a disc on the floor.

Second, your bones must be brittle.

Third, the guy how damage is penis bone is a complete twat.
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:shocking:

remind me never to tell a joke to this dude :erm:
 
Red Owl

Red Owl

Registered User
PESFan92 said:
I have never laughed at something this ridiculous.

First of, Its not KONAMI's fault.. Its the 17 year olds fault for leaving a disc on the floor.

Second, your bones must be brittle.

Third, the guy how damage is penis bone is a complete twat.
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Fourth, the guy who damaged his penis bone must be an animal... since humans are one of two species (I've forgot the other one) without a penis bone.

Fifth, he can't be shooting with the finger on the picture, because that's his left hand.
 
gooderz

gooderz

Registered User
it's all starting to un-ravvel...

but!!!! i did see a programme once called "the 100 most embarrassing sexual injuries" and there was a thing about a guy snapping his penis. it was during sex but it can be done... the picture made mine re-coil in horror :)

p.s the most amusing one for me was a guy who stuck a flower down his japs eye and layed on the bed waiting for his bird to get home. when she came in he ripped it out, not taking into account the texture and bristle direction on the stem, and ripped his urethra to shreds :)
 
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alonCFC

Registered User
Red Owl said:
Fourth, the guy who damaged his penis bone must be an animal... since humans are one of two species (I've forgot the other one) without a penis bone.

Fifth, he can't be shooting with the finger on the picture, because that's his left hand.
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you should be a fuckin detective!! you've got sharp eyes!!
 
Stormrider

Stormrider

Registered User
gooderz said:
it's all starting to un-ravvel...

but!!!! i did see a programme once called "the 100 most embarrassing sexual injuries" and there was a thing about a guy snapping his penis. it was during sex but it can be done... the picture made mine re-coil in horror :)

p.s the most amusing one for me was a guy who stuck a flower down his japs eye and layed on the bed waiting for his bird to get home. when she came in he ripped it out, not taking into account the texture and bristle direction on the stem, and ripped his urethra to shreds :)
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Shivers. I'm gonna take a mental note; never stick flower in penis.
 
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