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Commentary beauties

Redmadlad

Redmadlad

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There are some absolute classics from Lawro this year, so far i've heard

"Call himself a keeper, he couldn't keep bee's"
"What a Schtoomer"
"I've heard this keeper is going to have an operation to get his hands sewn back on"

I am in love with this game haha. Keep em coming !!
 
Rob21C_UK

Rob21C_UK

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Hope he's stopped saying "That was a chance to equalize just gone begging...." every time you miss an equalizer. A bit of variation would help.
 
Redmadlad

Redmadlad

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Haha ive got it minimised now, ive just discovered another one.

"There are volleys, and there are volleys, and boy was that a volley" haha
 
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Dunno1982

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Redmadlad said:
Haha ive got it minimised now, ive just discovered another one.

"There are volleys, and there are volleys, and boy was that a volley" haha
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Lol that is class, would love PES to get Andy Gray on the commentary, imagine how good that would be!!!
 
alkemy007

alkemy007

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I cant stand Lawrenson on PES, he always sounds so sarcastic..and schtoomer is slang for handicap people..the guy is a nut!...I remember when I had the PC version of PES a few years back and I patched it and it had Andy Gray and Martin Tyler on the commentry, god knows how it was done but it was awesome.
 
Redmadlad

Redmadlad

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Haha here is another classic for you guys, and yes, again its from Lawro

"There are poor stadiums, there are indifferent stadiums and there are amazing stadiums, this is the middle one"

Unbelievable.

Why not just get Chris Kamara KONAMI, at least if your trying to make the script funny, just go the whole way.
 
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J.Rantajoki

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Made a beautifull goal with a very accurate shot from penalty kick and commentator goes "I think even he is suprised it went in"..
Same sorta commentary brainfarts in every match and plenty!
So im using the spanish commentators.. dont understand what they say.. but creates a very nice match atmosphere! :)
 
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Bert_298

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In previous games, when you cross the ball into the box for a header one of the commentators shouts something like "A header or two". Is this correct and what the hell is it meant to mean. Me and my mates have always enjoyed this random awfulness.
 
proevofan88

proevofan88

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i like the one where it goes like .."This will end in disappointment for one party, and in a party for the other"
 
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zangerbone

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Dunno1982 said:
Lol that is class, would love PES to get Andy Gray on the commentary, imagine how good that would be!!!
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Haha! no way! that guy is so biased, i think most people are surprised he's still got a job at sky sports after his shocking displays!

proevofan88 said:
i like the one where it goes like .."This will end in disappointment for one party, and in a party for the other"
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Sounds like something bilbo baggins would say, still atleast theres no andy biased gray or john cenile motson.
 
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