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Commentary! Inches Wide! Your favourite quotes?

Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
There have been a few threads with commentary included in them, but not on devoted to it.

Before PES I had played Sega WorldWide Soccer on the Dreamcast. It had the same commentary team and I didn't like them then either.

The commentary for me (along with the gay sex celebrations) is a laughing stock. Some of the things they say are completely stupid. What are your favourite quotes?

Remember the commentary on PES1? At least they got rid of that loooooser! You strike the ball, it misses so badly that it hits the corner flag and he would say "Inches Wide!" in a shrively old man geeky voice lol.

I've turned off the commentary on PES3 and let my mate do it - he's soooo much better haha!

What u think?
What are your favourite commentary quotes from any of the WE, ISS, or PES titles?
 
MattShez

MattShez

PPL Manager
I loved the ISS on the SNES!

The best thing about it was the ability to change wether which was a first in this game.

The comentary when they scored was brilliant!

"Gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll"
 
Gadge

Gadge

Kitmaker Extraordinaire
We use the Spanish commentary for our sessions. It's way livelier, and cos you can't recognise most of the stuff they're saying, it never gets repetitive! I swear, some of the stuff they say sounds like they're saying it in perfect english! "You will attack a Sunday Mass" is one, you won't believe some of the stuff until you hear it!
 
AfroJoe

AfroJoe

Registered User
ISS98 had some genius commentary.

"Surely that had to be a penalty!" shouts Tony Gubba when the referee misses a foul on the half way line.

Ah, what a game.
 
AfroJoe

AfroJoe

Registered User
Gadge said:
We use the Spanish commentary for our sessions. It's way livelier, and cos you can't recognise most of the stuff they're saying, it never gets repetitive! I swear, some of the stuff they say sounds like they're saying it in perfect english! "You will attack a Sunday Mass" is one, you won't believe some of the stuff until you hear it!
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Yeah, I was playing Arsenal with Spanish commentary on, and a lot of it is strangely understandable. However, I hate the way they say "Ash leyCOHL", with Ashley split in two and Cole randomly emphasised.
 
cosmicbutthairs

cosmicbutthairs

Registered User
When you acculate lots of yellow cards "What a total disgrace. What are they doing?" and then you score mad ass flukey goal they go silent and are totally back on your side.
 
Travis Bickle

Travis Bickle

not to be taken seriously
"If that'd gone in, you'd be calling him a genius !"

I think that's on iss but they might of carried that through coz it's such a classic line. Me and my mate always use it when we watch the footy.
 
W

wr50l

(un)original
nothing said on the commentary but this must be said

"though PES3 is really good too with good graphics easy controls but when u put it on easy mode (1star) u can just run up and score a goal there is no real challange. but when u put it on 2stars it is really quite hard. my rating 73%"
 
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MikeyM

Registered User
Peter Brackley on PES 2 - Oh great shot - I tell a lie, he's missed!
Trevor Brooking on PES3 - It's all about timing, and his was awful.

Ally McCoist on FIFA - Oh no, what was he trying to do - burst the ball?

Also on FIFA 2004, it sounds like Motson is totally ignoring McCoist sometimes.

McCoist : Ah sometimes when the manager's whistling you turn a deaf ear, you don't want to know what he's saying!

Motson in reply: That's the way (sounding totally oblivious)


The funniest commentary was on the old PS1 game All Star Soccer - Impressionist Alistair McGowan as john Motson :

There's a tremendous atmosphere for tonight's match - 70% nitrogen , 20% oxygen and the rest made up of helium and other inert gasses!



Mike.
 
Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
I just remembered another classic...

Peter Brackley "and that's gone off for a corner" then you go "YESS! a corner" then he goes "Oh no sorry it's gone for a goal kick" when BLATANTLY it WAS a corner!
 
F

Flipper the Priest

The Northern Light
ISS Pro on PS1. The best.

"He's got a HEAD of STEEL!"

"SCORCHIO"

"My Grandmother coukdh've saved that one!"

"I've glad I got outta bed today!"

"Kicks it with his left foot, kicks it with his right foot!"

"He was BORN to SCORE!"



The randomly exaggerated words made it all the better.
 
Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
"He scans the field as he passes the ball" PES1

who? Robocop? This is the most unrealistic commentary ever heard in a game. You just end up laughing at its disgrace.
 
L

Lost seraphim

Registered User
I like "what?!? you can't do that!" after I slide right into the goalie and not get a single card :D

and "oh no, that's not something you like to see on a football field"
 
JSatriani

JSatriani

Registered User
They make me laugh when there's 2 minutes to go and the com bring on a sub and the commentary say "if he make a good impression here, he could cement a place in the team" how can make a good impression in 2 minutes!? lol
 
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