Commentary! Inches Wide! Your favourite quotes?

[yousefkarim]

oh, come on..
the best comments are from the japanese..
"shotooooooo!!!!"
"casiuuuuuuu"
"neto-neto"
"popodegato" <-- this one wass patirculary funny, in spanish it means "cat shit" lol

and there are hundreds more...

 

[jorge2112]

There was a topic floating around somewhere complete with Jon Kabira's goodness! It even had mp3! I can't remember any lines from soccr games now, but I have one from NHL 2002:
Main announcer: "Oh my God! That's beautificent!"
Witty Comments guy: "Beautificent?"
Main announcer: "Yeah... it's like... it's beautiful AND efficient!"
LOL!
From there I created the word "Fantabuloso" in portuguese. It joins fantastic (fantastico) and marvelous (maravilhoso). A great asset when you're over at your mate's watching soccer/we.

 

[DARK JAK]

ISS Pro

'And that's an early bath' - when a player gets sent off
'this kick for glory will he go home a hero' - penalty
'nigeria' - when u play as nigeria, this is my favourite it's just the way he says it

 

[MikeyM]

There was a topic floating around somewhere complete with Jon Kabira's goodness! It even had mp3! I can't remember any lines from soccr games now, but I have one from NHL 2002:
Main announcer: "Oh my God! That's beautificent!"
Witty Comments guy: "Beautificent?"
Main announcer: "Yeah... it's like... it's beautiful AND efficient!"
LOL!
From there I created the word "Fantabuloso" in portuguese. It joins fantastic (fantastico) and marvelous (maravilhoso). A great asset when you're over at your mate's watching soccer/we.

NHL Games' commentary rules!

A: "They're changing the goalie"
B: "or are they?"
A: What d'you mean, he's a different guy!"
B: "Or so we're led to believe!"


Mike.

 

[Lugash]

'And that's an early bath' - when a player gets sent off
'this kick for glory will he go home a hero' - penalty
'nigeria' - when u play as nigeria, this is my favourite it's just the way he says it

On ISS Deluxe, it says 'And that's an early bath' for a yellow card. And it says Nigeria like 'Neegeriar!' or something.

On PES, I like Trevor Brookings series of throaty grunts and Peter Brackley's 'Waaaaaaaarh!' after a long distance strike.

 

[S-D-P]

the all time classic from pes 1

THE SUN IS PEEPING MISCHEVOUSLY FROM BETWEEN THE CLOUDS

 

[PheonoM]

"he's fired one off from just outside the area" always got a chuckle for me

 

[jMz]

Thanks to Spanish commentary on PES3 (GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!) I now know what OFF SIDE means in Spanish. "Le puerto de cuevo" I hear this a lot. My spelling of it may be wrong though..