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darn kids

ringu

Registered User
-=[101st]=- said:
Ringu... just for the record that is one of the funniest thing i have heard in a while but it is typical... lol ... :D


Thanks 101

wait till you have kids of your own

the endless hours of punching, kicking, swearing and joypad throwing.

He's got CHILDLINE on speed-dial
 

y0ux

Registered User
101, your fucking right!
This post is amazingly funny! infact the funniest thing since my fifa adverts!

My brothers 13 and he whoops me 2, hes won the master league on 5 star. Little kids and games these days, plus to make it worse, hes a fifa fan and plays it when i aint here, and never ever plays pro!
I try to insult him by calling him shit and that, he said give me a couple of days and there he was, winning the master league on 5*, i couldnt believe my eyes, i am only a 4* player!
I said your just lucky, so he game me a pad and whooped my ass, so quite funnily i picked up his fifa and through it down the stairs! Laughing my head of as i walked to the bathroom, heard the shout, thanks alot dan your pes3 has been thrown furthur and there he was dangling it out the window of the 3 floor!
After a kidney shot he briught the game back in and said sorry.

I always result to violence, as my skills are just not good enough.

Keep up the trying ringu and ill do the same!
 

-=[101st]=-

Super 14 Champions 2006
Chlidline on speed dail???

lol... i would hate to have a kid who is like me ... coz i was a little arsehole.. but still no offense Ringu... but i just find it amusing .. coz trust me i suck at PES3 too...
 

ringu

Registered User
Excellent Youx

I havent resorted to dangling games out of windows yet, i ruddy pay for em.

I feel violence is always the answer.
especially to persons smaller than yourself
heh heh
 

Winning 11

Registered User
Try playing as France like Zyg said..or use Arsenal as your club team. He won`t have many chances stoping Henry.
 

y0ux

Registered User
I just dont play my brother anymore, id like to beat him at his own game, but i cant touch fifa, i would be ashamed of myself for weeks on end!
 

ringu

Registered User
totally, i used to be a FIFA guy, wouldnt touch ISS for owt.

now, its hard to look back at those painful times.

will post tomorrow to let you know how i get on with the brat.

thanks for all the help everyone.........wish me luck.
 

Zygalski

Administrator
ringu - if you like, I can PM you quite detailed tactical changes to make for France to help you hand out a thrashing :)

gaza is quite a good PES player (playing in the national league and tournament winner etc) and located quite near you - I'm sure he won't mind coming round to play your kid either....
 

ringu

Registered User
Zygalski said:
ringu - if you like, I can PM you quite detailed tactical changes to make for France to help you hand out a thrashing :)

gaza is quite a good PES player (playing in the national league and tournament winner etc) and located quite near you - I'm sure he won't mind coming round to play your kid either....


DEFINATELY zyg............i'd appreciate the help.

give gaza a shout and give him my e-mail......cheers.

just to see the look on the bairns face...........heh heh
 

Winning 11

Registered User
Damn - I wish I had a son to play PES3 with. You should be happy and enjoy every moment of it even if you lose.
 

y0ux

Registered User
How did the game go after all the new advise? Did you finally beat him or even come close?! Let us all know!
 

ringu

Registered User
WOW..........amazing tactics zyg

France are so much better, honestly, i didn't realise how much difference a little tweaking here and there on the tactics made to the overall enjoyment of the game.

LAST NIGHTS RESULTS

here we go..........

first game.........I WON 2-1.........Yaaaaay, there is a God, and his name is Zyg.
Pires and Zidane scored for me......Zidanes a stunning 29ft drive as he was running from midfield.
I lifted my shirt over my head and ran around the house, singing 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS'

game 2. The bairn changed his team to Liverpool...ok....whats he planning?

Henry scored first, GET IN. I'm on a roll here.
Owen equalised.........righto' 1-1
Then, second half....Diouf scored straight after half time.....ok...i'm enjoying the footie. I know i've got most of the possession, a goal will come.
I'm battling and battling, only 10mins left.
MUST GET AN EQUALISER.
DISASTER, Heskeys through 1 on 1, he goes for the lob............back off the crossbar.......PHEW!!!!
SHITE!!!! the rebound bounces off Thuram into the net. 3-1. GAME OVER

game 3. he changes to England now, brilliant game, end result was i lost 4-3, but again i had most of the possession, and many more shots. Its just a case of me being more patient, i think i use the wings too often. When the score was 3-3, Owen got seriously injured, off what looked a minor tackle. I thought that was my meal ticket for a great victory, but sodding Heskey scored in 88th min.
Not too bothered about that loss, it was a great game.

game 4. he reverted back to Man U. i lost 5-1......nuff said......i was abysmal. don't ask

game 5. WON 3-1 against Man U. I was astounding, the bairn was blaming the joypad, shouting at the ref, claiming every tackle i made was a blatant foul, oooh, i loved every minute. Pires scored first from a header off a corner. Then, Henry a powerhouse shot, at an awkward angle to the right of the box, off the post and in. STUNNING. Petit got the third, bit of a goalmouth scramble, and he toe-poked it in from about 3 yards (How brilliant is pes3 at goalmouth scrambles...no other footie game can recreate scrambles the way it does)
Ronaldo got a consollation rebound in 80th min.
But the game was amazing in realising how the tactics made a difference. I was patient, took my time, watched the radar for all forward runs. I felt like manager and star player at the same time. Best game of pes3 i've ever had. I practically had tears in my eyes at the final whistle and watched the highlights about 3 or 4 times. I WAS BRILLIANT.......THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR HELP.

then I lost the next game 3-1 and that was that.

one thing i find he does a hell of a lot, is dribble straight through my defence, i cant seem to tackle very well. I think it might be because i seem to have R1 held to catch up with the attacker, then don't leave go quick enough to turn when he turns. Not sure...any more tips?

Just a little time out to thank all people who supplied tips on this thread. They were all greatly appreciated and helped immensley.
Special thanks to Zyg for his France tactics......you should post them and let everyone see.

THANKS PEOPLE.
 

Zygalski

Administrator
Good stuff. Glad it helped a bit :)
What difficulty level do you and your kid usually play against the CPU on?

You can try this...
Save the formation and then load it for any other team you want to play as- Then use the auto arrange option to get the optimal players on. If you don't like what it gives you, change them around.


-=[101st]=-, how did it go for you?

I think most people have their own style and might not want to try my ideas but if they do, that's cool too.
 

GFK

Registered User
I love to read your stories about matches between you and your son!! One of the funniest thing I have read on pesinsight.com
The way you tell them: WON 3-1, then a whole story about your goals and how you felt.....great and then: then i lost 3-1.................hahaha great.
Good luck against your son!
 
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