tomo1811
Registered User
for those who are baffled even dumbfounded why their players goes mad on pes3! the following could be a bring relief!
LEE NAYLOR SYNDROME: this perculiar virus cause your player to lose control on the touch line despite not touching the control pad.
TOLBERONE HEAD: common in most strikers, any cross that the suffer may head will send the ball the opposite way you wanted it to go.
50P FOOT: similar to tolberone head, only it effects your shooting.
NATHAN BLAKE SYNDROME: your player will not move to get a ball 2yrds away despite all your efforts.
GRANDAD DANCING -ITUS: your player will volley with the wrong foot (which is the harder option) and not know its left from it right always its stronger foot throughout the game.
PAUL BUTLER WANDERMENT: The patient despite playing as centre back will collect the ball in the back four and thinks it mardonna and take on the opposing team, stoping breifly for a 360.
ELBOW STUCK TO HIP SYDROME: your goalkeeper wont stretch its arm half a foot to save the ball from going in.
PAUL BONA SYDROME :the player that has scored from outside the box inside the box headers biycicles the rest, will miss a tap in from half a yard.
DRUNKEN BOXER - ITUS : the goalkeeper in question will punch anything near him, even when a catch would suffice(also refered to jens lehmann sydrome)
BARRY KNIGHT TROTTS: your ref will be shit here, shit there, shit ever where.
any more please donate to the TOMO'S PES3 SICKNESS APPEAL
JUST £2 A MONTH COULD SAVE ANOTHER PLAYER! PLEASE WE NEED YOUR HELP
LEE NAYLOR SYNDROME: this perculiar virus cause your player to lose control on the touch line despite not touching the control pad.
TOLBERONE HEAD: common in most strikers, any cross that the suffer may head will send the ball the opposite way you wanted it to go.
50P FOOT: similar to tolberone head, only it effects your shooting.
NATHAN BLAKE SYNDROME: your player will not move to get a ball 2yrds away despite all your efforts.
GRANDAD DANCING -ITUS: your player will volley with the wrong foot (which is the harder option) and not know its left from it right always its stronger foot throughout the game.
PAUL BUTLER WANDERMENT: The patient despite playing as centre back will collect the ball in the back four and thinks it mardonna and take on the opposing team, stoping breifly for a 360.
ELBOW STUCK TO HIP SYDROME: your goalkeeper wont stretch its arm half a foot to save the ball from going in.
PAUL BONA SYDROME :the player that has scored from outside the box inside the box headers biycicles the rest, will miss a tap in from half a yard.
DRUNKEN BOXER - ITUS : the goalkeeper in question will punch anything near him, even when a catch would suffice(also refered to jens lehmann sydrome)
BARRY KNIGHT TROTTS: your ref will be shit here, shit there, shit ever where.
any more please donate to the TOMO'S PES3 SICKNESS APPEAL
JUST £2 A MONTH COULD SAVE ANOTHER PLAYER! PLEASE WE NEED YOUR HELP
