Favourite commentary lines

[Giggsy11]

i cant remember that one giggsy, sounds funny though!

yeah it is pretty rare.
but its very funny

anyone else heard it?

 

[Harry_Kewell]

I've just scored a goal, and they say, "Despite the goal, they're still on course for the win, Trevor."

WTF??

 

[Giggsy11]

yeah.

and your 4-0 up and they say 'they still need one more goal to be completly comfortable'

lol

 

[Dimebag]

the commentary is at time highly amusing, but don't you just love the fan's banners?
my faves r :
TAKE THE APART !
CELERY! CELERY!
yes, there is even a HELLO MUM ! in there too.
WE LOVE DYNAMITE SCORER
SHOW US A MIRACLE ! lmao, why the fuck would you make a banner that says these things anyways ! !?!
oh how i love the pure humble innoncence of Japanese to english translation. They try hard, but just never ever get it !

 

[Flipper the Priest]

For me it's when PB reveals a players sexuality eg "Saviola. . . .takes it up the middle" . Has me creasin every time!

 

[mutu]

For me it's when PB reveals a players sexuality eg "Saviola. . . .takes it up the middle" . Has me creasin every time!

lol never thought about it that way

One game playing on 1* 5minute game i took the ball for both halfs and stood with it while switching to watch tv, i need like 30 points to get 10,000

at the end of the game they started talking about how great it was to see two teams giving 100 percent!

were they being sarcastic?

 

[mu_tron_uk]

Trev mentions something about expecting a close encounter with the teams who are feeling each other up.At least thats what I think I heard!Changed the way i thought about the West Ham man!!

 

[mutu]

heard two just now

The passings been poor.
It's hard to put a finger on whats going wrong

Straight after conceding a goal, at kickoff
TEAMNAME, looking dangerous here

 

[Dachro^]

"I could feel that one up here!" (then he points at his ass)

 

[tramp]

I was pleased to hear 'pick that one out'
suggestions for next game - 'back of the net' and 'get in'

 

[-henry-]

i like (insert team nam here).... have bent over

 

[Lorenzinho]

oh my favs are---- (PES2)

1: "eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"(trevor brooking)
2: player hits an absoloute stunner from forty yards and it hits the bar: "he shoulda done better from there"

 

[Harry_Kewell]

WEll ok i've only heard them say this line twice...

I hit the side-netting and they say, "it looks like a goal but it's just a goal kick!"

 

[kold_77_krush]

From WE6i...

1 - "What do you think of Zidane?"
2 - "I think he's defintely someone to watch in the future!"

[slaps forehead]

or from the post match highlights...

"this incident, and this incident, look at this incident, what about this incident, and this inc-..."

other than that, I am too busy swearing at the TV or running around my living room screaming to hear the commentary anyway.

[shrugs]

oh well

 

[sheringham316]

my top 3 are

:looks like both teams are feelin each other out

: oh that was close it could have been a penalty [lil scene reff points at pen spot] 10 mins later.. oh its a penalty

:it was a 1st class strike from a 1st class player

 

[paddy]

1 from pes2
corner no its a goal kick (tb)

 

[Burchet]

- He's fisted it!!!!
- Straight into the keeper's ar(m)s!!!!

Last one was prob. from PES2.

 

[Giggsy11]

on pes2 when they say 'lets look at the possesion, Manchester 50% London 49%'

and has no-one else heard it on pes2 when brooking shouts 'Watch where ya goin!!!'

Thats the funniest of the lot!!

 

[doctor_Evil_2nd]

from the first game:

"The wind is whistling through the stadium"

this game:

"They have a throwing deep in their own half"
WTF? Its mine and im attacking.

"One more goal and they'll have the cigars out"

 

[__S_i__]

PES1:

[playing an evening game] - "the sun is beaming down..."
"...and the wind is shooting through the stadium"

PES2:

[takes a corner which hits the bar] - "oh he should have got that one in"

PES3:

"that's hands"