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IL PHENOMENO

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Rossy Boy said:
You are talking out of your arse
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I dont think i am! However the fact that you told Jimmy the other day that you'd slept with over 40 girls in the sixth form is complete bullshit!! Especially when your as ugly as sin and you have bitch tits too!!! God last year when we went on holiday you were too scared to take your t-shirt off on the beach cos you said all the girls would take the piss out of your man boobs!! Ha, ha, ha......
 
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IL PHENOMENO

Registered User
lssj_broly said:
Sexual favours for PES... The things people will do to get their hands on it a little early. :D

*Hands IL PHENOMENO some burn cream*

A few hours? Ouch - you're gonna need it.
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Your clearly a sick f**k too!! Why would you make such comedy out of something so grotesque!! The only sexual favours you get are from your german shephard!!!
 
Davinche

Davinche

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Proevo3 said:
If he is lyin why on earth would he go about it in this way?! lol first he meets some dodgy geezer at a truck cafe (also probably known as a gay meet stop for quickies) then gets in his car and after a few hours (why the wait? if i had got in i'd be like "ok where's the game? i'm not into long hour conversations with guys i don't know so if u don't have it i'm off!"
what they did durin those 'few hours' i honestly don't want to know but then he then tops the story off even better in his other post bout his camera bein confiscated by his head teacher, are u still a school boy son?! cos i can now not care less about what features evo 360 does or does not have cos i think i've jus been told about a paedophile event that happened this mornin and i'm not sure if i should be ringin the police!!
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IL PHENOMENO said:
No. it was nothing like that!! The shopkeeper is an illegal tyrant from Venezuela and is wanted by the local police force otherwise known as "La Fentos". We had to go through his documentation and passport so that he can return home next month but with the security that he wont be captured! It was very mundane at such an early hour to go through paperwork but he assured me that PES6 was waiting at the end of our meeting. I just had to help him.
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:D :D

IL PHENOMENO said:
Hi Ben, just to let you that your mum just called and said that when you get home from school she wont be there to cook dinner so you'll have to help yourself. She said that there's some chicken drumsticks in the freezer and waffles too, she said they are your favourite!! Dont wait up, WE'LL be late!!!!!!
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I laughed for a good 3 minutes at this one, and I mean this seriously, fucking funny! :D
 
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IL PHENOMENO

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ecureuil said:
But the 360 has a hard drive.. it doesn't matter how much space they take up.
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I know, you have the same view as a lot of us 360 owners!! I was made to think that by owning the most powerful games console in the world at this moment in time, that we would have little to complain abt when it came to games such as PES6. but alas we woz robbed!!!

I can i just take this moment to congratulate all of us Italian Fans cos we are World Champions!!! Campione del Mondo!!! The thing that made me laugh about the English was apparently they had organised an open tour bus to go through the city of London, 2 weeks before the actual tournament kicked off!!! I mean c'mon, that is just sooooo not right in the head!!! I'll make a quick prediction that England will never win an elite football tournament for at least another 40 space years...
 
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lssj_broly

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IL PHENOMENO said:
Your clearly a sick f**k too!! Why would you make such comedy out of something so grotesque!! The only sexual favours you get are from your german shephard!!!
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Yes that may be, but recieving sexual favours (even from a german sheperd) is alot more preferable to handing them out to dodgy, illegal, tyrants from Venezuela. I bet he gave your arse a real pounding... hence the cream.
 
Scutchio

Scutchio

Registered User
lol. At first I thought he was being serious in his first post. But what spiralled on from then has been quality reading. Funny as hell. :D

The comments about holidays and school days. Ahh...genius.
 
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IL PHENOMENO

Registered User
lssj_broly said:
Yes that may be, but recieving sexual favours (even from a german sheperd) is alot more preferable to handing them out to dodgy, illegal, tyrants from Venezuela. I bet he gave your arse a real pounding... hence the cream.
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You see, its simply elementary....you only date girls who have hairy nipples! Its a fetish of yours that has simply run through your family....As you grew up as a child you noticed that your mother had hairy nipples...not one to question such a beastality at a young age as yours you thought nothing of it....your next encounter was at 17 when you caught your sister in the shower actually platting her hairy nipples and this turned you on so much that we have come full circle....you like girls with hairy nipples!!
 
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lssj_broly

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IL PHENOMENO said:
You see, its simply elementary....you only date girls who have hairy nipples! Its a fetish of yours that has simply run through your family....As you grew up as a child you noticed that your mother had hairy nipples...not one to question such a beastality at a young age as yours you thought nothing of it....your next encounter was at 17 when you caught your sister in the shower actually platting her hairy nipples and this turned you on so much that we have come full circle....you like girls with hairy nipples!!
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It's true, but you forgot that i was truly sold on the hairy nipple idea when i had your mum locked in the full nelson whilst i was going to town on those hairy beasts. Not just hairy nipples, your mum sold me on hair in general - i sit for hours braiding flowers through her 4ft long vaginal hair. It's also a first for me to see a woman with such rich, full, vibrant, crack hair.

Your mother is truly a descendant of a wookie goddess.
 
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