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Kirby#9

Kirby#9

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I you are playing as Liverpool against Birm on 6 stars and Cisse fucking bombs
5 consecutive wide open shots over the top. Follow these simple steps carefully...

1. Disconnect controller.

2. Place controller under one of the rear wheels of a car.

3. Drive forward one meter.

4. Drive backward one meter.

5. Repeat steps 3 & 4 as necessary.

6. Rip your flat apart trying to find another controler.:angry:
 
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Adams1104

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lol, i know your feeling. I've broken two controllers so far on PES5. And one was a friends that i was borrowing after busting my first one. :(

I've also destroyed the remote control to my 42 inch plasma screen, but sticky tape soon fixed that. Also think i broke a toe kicking a stool which i though would be alot softer to kick than it was. Lol, i've also exploded a fair few lighters lobbing them at the walls. They make a nice mini explosion if they hit on the flint.
 
murc

murc

Registered User
Adams1104 said:
lol, i know your feeling. I've broken two controllers so far on PES5. And one was a friends that i was borrowing after busting my first one. :(

I've also destroyed the remote control to my 42 inch plasma screen, but sticky tape soon fixed that. Also think i broke a toe kicking a stool which i though would be alot softer to kick than it was. Lol, i've also exploded a fair few lighters lobbing them at the walls. They make a nice mini explosion if they hit on the flint.
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5 controllers destroyed... You lose. Whenever some shite happens now, I just turn the crap off and avoid getting any more pissed off at this shotty shot.
 
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Adams1104

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*bows down to murcs superior anti-anger management skills*

5 is alot. Both times i've broken mine were not even hard throws, they just keep landing on the analogue sticks, which just destroys every bit of circuitry inside the controller.

I've been getting used to the Xbox controller now, as i was previously using ps2 controllers with the ps2 to xbox convertor thing. Now if i can break one of these big boys, i'll know i'm throwing it too hard.
 
flakmonkey

flakmonkey

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if i get pissed off... i just keep playing..
not say a word and let it all out when its the right time.
 
Tallulah Belle

Tallulah Belle

Wicky Wicky Yoyo Bangbang
I find the best thing to do is to learn Mediatiation and become a Buddist. Water off a ducks back now when the ref FUCKING CHEATS ME OUT OF A BASTARD PEN. I WILL FUCKING KILL THAT BASTARD!!
 
Disco Pants

Disco Pants

Too Busy Working to Post
Captian Marvel said:
I find the best thing to do is to learn Mediatiation and become a Buddist. Water off a ducks back now when the ref FUCKING CHEATS ME OUT OF A BASTARD PEN. I WILL FUCKING KILL THAT BASTARD!!
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Its obviously working well mate.
 
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Adams1104

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fvck yeh. i just bought a new (well 2nd hand) ps2 controller for my xbox pes5 (am using a ps2 to xbox convertor). It cost me £0.80. Went to my local gamestation and asked for the price of their second hand ps2 controllers... "Eleven pound" the guy said. Luckily for me there was a lad at the til looking to trade in all his PS2, GC and Xbox stuff. I said to him, "you got any PS2 controllers"... "yeh", he said. I asked the guy on the til how much they'd take a ps2 controller for, he said "8 quid" ( i knew he was lying because he over heard me and this other guys conversation ). But i said to this guy who was trading stuff in. "i don't reakon he'll take this" *pointing to a PS2 controller with the right analogue stick 'grip' removed - it was a gripless nubbin*. He showed it to the guy on the til and he said "no, sorry". So i says to the guy, "i'll give you a quid for it". He looked around at his mates for a few seconds, then says.. 'okay'. I went to my wallet, brought out 80p (pence) (about a Euro and a Half) and said "That's all i've got". Carefully hiding my 20pound note and several pennies. He shrugs his shoulders knowing he'll only go home with nothing or 80p and hands over a nice official ps2 pad, less one nubbin grip. I go home with a perfectly good Pro Evo Controller for 80p. And to be honest, the right analogue stick missing it's 'grip' nubbin is a blessing. It means much quicker 360's and 'up down flicks'.
True story, if not 100% Boring!
 
murc

murc

Registered User
Adams1104 said:
fvck yeh. i just bought a new (well 2nd hand) ps2 controller for my xbox pes5 (am using a ps2 to xbox convertor). It cost me £0.80. Went to my local gamestation and asked for the price of their second hand ps2 controllers... "Eleven pound" the guy said. Luckily for me there was a lad at the til looking to trade in all his PS2, GC and Xbox stuff. I said to him, "you got any PS2 controllers"... "yeh", he said. I asked the guy on the til how much they'd take a ps2 controller for, he said "8 quid" ( i knew he was lying because he over heard me and this other guys conversation ). But i said to this guy who was trading stuff in. "i don't reakon he'll take this" *pointing to a PS2 controller with the right analogue stick 'grip' removed - it was a gripless nubbin*. He showed it to the guy on the til and he said "no, sorry". So i says to the guy, "i'll give you a quid for it". He looked around at his mates for a few seconds, then says.. 'okay'. I went to my wallet, brought out 80p (pence) (about a Euro and a Half) and said "That's all i've got". Carefully hiding my 20pound note and several pennies. He shrugs his shoulders knowing he'll only go home with nothing or 80p and hands over a nice official ps2 pad, less one nubbin grip. I go home with a perfectly good Pro Evo Controller for 80p. And to be honest, the right analogue stick missing it's 'grip' nubbin is a blessing. It means much quicker 360's and 'up down flicks'.
True story, if not 100% Boring!
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Well handled, and haggled. And yes, cig lighters are quite fun to dispose of by throwing them at something hard... not just yes, hell yes.

FYI- when my controllers met their end... They experienced a swift smash to a carpeted (w/ padding) floor. After that one of the extremeties (The protusion that hit the floor), if you will, was slightly cracked in two. So, I would then proceed to rip the controller in half long ways... The plastic skin usually broke right before the cluster of the x,o,tri,sq buttons though :(. Only once was I able to completly bisect one the bastard things. Im no hulk by nature, but when Im mad, adrenaline really sends me off the deep end.

Oh and Kirby#9.. I like yeh sig.
 
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pokey

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lol ive broke a pad playing it n all... well annoys you on the net if you lose... the best shouldnt lose :p
 
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Adams1104

Registered User
lol murc, i know what you mean.. but even though the floor is carpeted, it doesn't mean ps2 controllers are made of solid gold. Whilst playing with my xbox controller (old skool style one, not the controller-s shite) i slammed that bitch hard to the deck.. It's never been soo good, the left and right d-pad buttons have started working better, and none of the button 'fly-outs' like our ps2 cousins. I remember with mine it was the shoulder buttons that took the most 'air'. My cats are still digging them out from under the sofas.

And, Pokey, I've never felt as cheated online as when it's the CPU. But kudos for managing to break a pad. :p
 
Charlie

Charlie

Registered User
Kirby#9 said:
I you are playing as Liverpool against Birm on 6 stars and Cisse fucking bombs
5 consecutive wide open shots over the top. Follow these simple steps carefully...

1. Disconnect controller.

2. Place controller under one of the rear wheels of a car.

3. Drive forward one meter.

4. Drive backward one meter.

5. Repeat steps 3 & 4 as necessary.

6. Rip your flat apart trying to find another controler.:angry:
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7. Dont eat yellow snow.
 
Bite.Me

Bite.Me

Registered User
It's bad I can't post a pic of my controler but you'd soon figer out the why duct tape comes referenced in the PES dictionary.....
 
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Casca

Registered User
when I get pissed I just Scream: "OK THEN, NEXT PLAY I'LL SCORE OR I'LL NEVER PLAY THIS F****NG GAME AGAIN" and usually this technique disolves into some of my greatest goals .. but thats just me lol
 
Mick03

Mick03

Registered User
Kirby#9 said:
3. Drive forward one meter.

4. Drive backward one meter.

5. Repeat steps 3 & 4 as necessary.

6. Rip your flat apart trying to find another controler.:angry:
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lol, technily if you drove forward a meter then back a meter you wount go over the controller but i get what you mean lol

i have seen a piss take advet for a disturcatable pad, i think it broke in to 5 peaces that clip back to getter, why cound'nt it be real :crymore:
 
tom pain

tom pain

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I've never even put a controller down in rage while playing, let alone throw it or smash it.

I guess I'm just class at this game....
 
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benthehornet

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my control pad twisted so they were all in weird positions. also my r1 button got stuck inside the controller when i pressed it too hard.
 
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