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Hello boys! (and Lucy)

mutu

Betting Guru
stevieboy said:
Goals like that are very rare, no matter what anyone says.

he's lying - he just thinks they are

take it like a man and shake it off, they are not hard to do!

39 replies and only 8 by nifty in a "girls" thread? his standards are slipping
 

stevieboy

Registered User
Several people on this forum have said the V.Baston volley on PESfan is the best goal there.
Maybe it's all a massive conspiracy by the majority to make you think these goals are rare, when in fact people (like you, obviously) bang-em-in every other game.
Well, mine was on 5*, most times the defence will pick-up runs from MF by Forwards.

*edited ;)
 

Nifty1Pound50

Insert user title here
I thought it was 40 replies (before this one and stevie's, as this is #43, so if you don't count the thread start, this is the 42nd).

You clearly didn't count your one. Which you should've done, really, because when anyone other than you reads it, it'll already be as a reply, saying "#41" in the corner. ;)

Anyway, you're only right to a point. I can't exactly class Joanne alongside Lucy as a "girl" - can I? That'd be doing Lucy a great injustice. It'd be like calling a horse "Barney the Dinosaur." Literally. Oops. That was dead and buried. Until now. Sincerest of apologies to thou'st, Barne...Lucy. Please know that everything I say is in jest, as those with jestful ways know. A bit silly of me to say "please know," and then imply that you can only "know" if you've "jestful ways" within you. Because, if you don't, you're buggered. Which would be a shame, in many ways.

The Official "Ways in Which it Would be a Shame" List:

1. I would like you to know what I know. Informing others, and being able to share knowledge, is how people grow. Without knowledge, the lack of knowledge of others would not be apparent, and therefore would be unlaughable at. Case study: umdiddly (1988-present). Information correct at time of writing, and in the future too, as the chances of him actually learning something in school are low, because he feels discriminated by his teachers. As a side-note, funny how the word "discriminate" would imply the uncriminalisation of something. Surely a good thing? Criminiating against someone, to me, looks the right word. You commit crime. So you criminate. Discriminating would be the opposite, hence cleansing the person. Anyway, on to rule two.

2. Watch this space.

Nifty. Is. Back. Officially. These rants can only get funnier from here, rest assured.

Where's the gyaldem at? Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at'cha boy. Or smething™.

Note: The ™ signifies the recognising of the spelling mistake/typo that precedes it. OK?
 

stevieboy

Registered User
Ps. The person who was kind enough to do the video of my goal said he only knew of a couple of other proven examples of this type of goal...

Maybe you should select one of yours & put it on your compilation, instead of the Oliseh halfway-lob (I've got 6 50m+ lobs on my mem card) 'coz they really aren't rare! :rolleyes:
 

Joanne*Hughes

Registered User
Nifty1Pound50 said:
Was this before or after the cross-quarter play in the third half of the second quarter? The offence of the players was simply amazing, with the ball flying through like a gen-you-whine Arkansas greased pig.

Joanne, are you a Yank? Or do females say "Boom" at football strikes?

Many apologies for my in-expansive mis-use of the vernacular.

"...firmly struck, directed towards the corner of the goal, tally-ho!"
There, reads so much better!

Oh and Stevieboy, stop being so damn & blasted cynical, what-what?
I'm sure your PESchum has plenty of examples! ;)
 

Nifty1Pound50

Insert user title here
Your apologies aren't wanted.

I'd rather you used the widely-accepted terms or none at all.

You won't catch me talking about cooking, or sewing, at any great length, for example.
 

mutu

Betting Guru
edited after much consideration :( i like fighting too, nevermind next time

oh and hello joanne i think in all the excitement i forgot this was in an introduction thread :)
 

stevieboy

Registered User
Lets try & settle our differences, like you say it is only a computer game!
I scored a nice Becks halfway lob from about 2m from wing, about 1m inside the half, against Chilavert, 4*. It's still on my mem card...
Maybe my tone was too gloating/boastfull.
Lets be more productive & get a working, easily accessable Goal Forum up & running.
Again,
sorry Mutu
 

mutu

Betting Guru
you saw it then? :( damn i tried to edit it quick sharp:mad:

i always write nutty fight talk posts and then edit them when i realise theyre stupid lol :D sorreh

i might have to buy me a tvcard of my own....£50 you say
everyone was saying they were really expensive :confused:
 

stevieboy

Registered User
Yes & no, Shez.
What I would ideally like is a devoted forum, rather than thread.
Then it could be sub-divided, by person with "search", type of goal, scorer/viewer comment thread, etc
I wouldn't mind seeing some of Zyg's goals in MPEG for instance.
Ease of use & accessability to all have to be the main criteria.
I don't care if someone doesn't want to buy a t.v card or x-port, though without the x-port they won't be able to contribute.
 

Winning 11

Registered User
hi joanne..and welcome to PESInsight. this board is just getting better and better and better... lol .. it`s good to see a female posting once in a while. But don`t you think that maybe we should give them some 'more respect'. Like the guy who asked what underwear color does she wear..that`s totally rude and immature..bro..grow up.
 

Winning 11

Registered User
Nifty1Pound50 said:
Eksol, you know you wanted to call him "son" or "kid."

Where's that typically eksol-esque spirit, man? ;)

Hm..I don`t know if you knew this or not, but we use "kid" word here in the states as "figure of speech". You can call a 50yerold "kid" and they won`t mind.
 
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