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Homo Erotic Celebrations

What do you think of the celebrations on PES3/WE8?

  • 100% gay!

    Votes: 64 54.2%

  • A bit camp

    Votes: 28 23.7%

  • The konami guys are having a laugh

    Votes: 23 19.5%

  • The konami guys are expressing their true feelings though the game

    Votes: 16 13.6%
  • Total voters
    118
Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
Ok, PES 1, (the classic) saw some celebrations where you would look at your second player and kinda snigger and go "haha thats a bit gay", PES 2 You'd score and look at your opponent and say "WHAT!!?? Is that allowed? Surely the guys at konami are having a laugh??" along came PES 3. Rooney, the hardest most masculine player in the world scores a cracking goal. He runs to the side of the pitch and slides on his belly where Beckham and Owen get on his back and start taking him up the dirt track. It certainly adds comedy to the game but surely the konami guys are doing it on purpose??
 
Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
by the way the censored word above is "s n i g g e r" as in "to laugh with your mouth closed" (or something)
 
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yonson99

Registered User
it's not the positions the players end up in that's so unsettling, it's the way they start to 'jiggle'...
 
svendust

svendust

Registered User
and what about el hadji dioufs celebration he looks like hes got a bit of shit hanging from his arse and he's trying to shake it out.
 
MattShez

MattShez

PPL Manager
They need to variey the next celebrations in PES4!

Not just have a free-for-all at the corner flag, or just walk away from the goal like some people do, while the player drops his controler and runs around the room screaming goal!
 
DARK JAK

DARK JAK

Registered User
yonson99 said:
it's not the positions the players end up in that's so unsettling, it's the way they start to 'jiggle'...
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:D
that is the funniest thing i've heard all day
 
H

Haz-e

Electronically Tagged
I'm sorry, I have seen some celebrations in real life that could be considered overly masculine but watching a player dive to the ground in celebration only to be ravaged from behind by 3 team mates who proceed to wiggle on top of him is more than even I can stand :D
 
Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
I've been trying to record some videos to put up today but on 1* no matter how many goals I score they don't seem 2 do any man love... Maybe they only do it in cups or leagues or on a higher star level? Does anybody know?
 
Kevthedrummer

Kevthedrummer

Alive in the superunknown
Well, who'd have thought, PES 4 has brought some pretty awful discomforting new celebrations. U seen the one where they all get on the floor and hump the goal scorer and the guy is laughing? Sick.
 
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