Ive seen Fan Clubs on other sites with Mod's for say, music fan clubs or a comedian fan club.
The member of the month could work well, Funniest poster, Best Thread, Most Helpful poster etc, we could have a committee to judge the winners.
Text talkers should be hung drawn and quartered after being slapped by a soggy fish and having rotten cabbages hurled in their direction.
If possible, the words skillz C. Ronaldo and illest should be only used once a month and rehab should be required for users who exceed this limit.
I agree with Baz, a competition would be good, if prize donations were possible, unless P&P is too much to USA, Egypt etc.
Maybe something to reward "veteran" members?