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Palermo vs Real Madrid an online slugfest! LOL!

DIECI

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So I pick Palermo, this tool online picks Real Madrid.... I ask him, "are you serious? How is this fair"? He replies "jajajajaja"..... So we proceed with the SuperClasico of Palermo vs Real Madrid. I start with the default formation, the only thing I change is my defense, I man mark Kaka and Ronaldo. To my surprise, NO LAG so the game starts off and on my 1st attack I break free and score with Miccoli! 1-0 .... He presses back, predictably he runs down the flank with Ronaldo.... I manage to stop him a few times and try to get him on the counter. Since Miccoli is fast I feel I have a chance. Finally it happens, I get free on a counter, Miccoli again ...2-0!!! I think WOW, this is cool!! Lets keep it going! HT up 2-0 and I send him a happy face with an "jajajajaja".

With the 2nd half starting I know it will be tough, he will have the ball to start the half and thats when I feel my defense is the easiest to break down. He comes down with Kaka, cross to Ronaldo... CROSSBAR!!!!!!!! I breath again! For the 1st 10 minutes of the 2nd half he throws everything but the kitchen sink at me, Im pinned back, unable to do anything but try to clear the ball any way I could and basically waste time to protect the lead. My penalty area is full or Real players, buzzing and creating danger with their overwhelming speed at every inch of the area! It feels like he has 5 more players on the field against my lonely pink cladded Palermo defense. He gets a corner kick.... Header by Ronaldo.. CROSSBAR!!!! but the rebound falls into the dangerzone where Raul taps it in.... DAMN!! Still up 2-1 with 10 minutes to go!!! I make some adjustments, make my offensive attack wide so I could spread the field and counter attack better, my only chance to find a streaking Miccoli with a cross but his defenders are just too big and fast... FINALLY It works, I get free ... Miccoli again, all alone 1 on 1 vs the goalie, can I get a Hat trick???? YES!!!!TAKEN DOWN FROM BEHIND! Ahh Penalty ... Penalty right??????? huh, no penalty??? NOPE! Ref waives play on LOL!!!! My luck is turning! but Im used to this call so I play on!

We reach the 90th minute! Hes attacking like crazy!and the usual +1 shows on my screen, Im thinking one more clearance and I have a classic win over a Real "lamer". He shoots, with Kaka, My golie blocks it and it falls onto one of my defenders! YES!! !I clear and its over!! Well not quite.... I try to clear, I kick it as hard as possible but unbelievably :w00t It doesnt go more than 10 feet right to Ronaldo who is open at the top of the box....I yell SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTT....Helplesly I watch as he loads, shoots and kills it to the left upper corner of my goal! 2-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he replays it over and over again and sends me the usual "GOAL", "THANK YOU" etc etc BS messages... GAME ENDS 2-2!

After the game, he starts running his mouth but all I had to reply to him was "You're a joke, I used Palermo vs Real and you couldn't even win"..... I leave the room satisfied knowing that the game was mine and since I was so undermanned I felt it was a win to tie 2-2!

Well thats my story for the day... I hope you enjoyed it, if you didn't well... too bad! :cheer:
 

0zz

Registered User
Congratulations! "jajajajajajaja"...must be some spanish cunt. I allways pick Juve and I found it quite easy to beat Madri-barcelonistas. Just double mark Ronaldo/Messi and they will fall and cry.They're usually too predictable, and don't know how to pass to the other side.But it's your story and your day, so once again CONGRATULATIONS, job well done! I hope that "jajajaja" was crying and running to his mom.
 

DIECI

Registered User
LOL ya you would think they would actually try to attack through another player or change their tactics but no they insist on getting the ball to Ronaldo and running down the sideline.... HAHAH!!
 

Superbeard

Registered User
Nice story! Shame you didn't seal the win - these Spanish lamers (jajajajaja is the sign of a Spanish child usually) are the pits on the game.

My teams online over the past games have been AEK Athens on 2008 (with a certain old man called Rivaldo!) and Scotland on 2009. The amount of pleasure that comes from beating people picking Chelsea/Barca/Brazil is immense.

The funniest thing used to be picking AEK - Rivaldo was the man. My rating usually hovered around 700 as you'd gain so many points from using a poorer team if you won, and winning is pretty easy against people that have one dimensional tactics.

Ah AEK, I miss you. Dellas, Zikos, Kafes, Liboropolous, Blanco, Kapetanis. They were all complete badmen - I'd only really heard of Dellas before then, and only really chose them to pick Rivaldo (one of the best PES players there has been). Nothing sweeter than seeing a Barca bum-boy crying home after a Rivaldo special to seal the game.
 

bunnywhi7e

Registered User
What bugs me is when I'm playing a dude, he stars writing in Spanish like I understand him. I didn't know Spanish was the 1st language in the world.
 

ferdinand001

Registered User
What bugs me is when I'm playing a dude, he stars writing in Spanish like I understand him. I didn't know Spanish was the 1st language in the world.

Because of that i speak 3 lenguajes..

But most of the people in South America speak only spanish.

Arentinian wife??, nice... really beautiful womans...

Peace
 

pavelosa

Registered User
What bugs me is when I'm playing a dude, he stars writing in Spanish like I understand him. I didn't know Spanish was the 1st language in the world.


Is not the first but it is actually the 2nd most spoken language (as a native language) in the world after Chinese (Mandarin.) English is 3rd.

Plus in world of soccer fans (and the PES subset,) Espanish is probably number one by far!!

So go figure why a lo of pople think you speak Spanish!
 

gerzinio

Registered User
drew 3-3 i was ac vs real not such a massive shock you might think my points are 480-500 this guy was a 700 pointer get in and all his goals were all cheap runner tap ins ;) keep the fair REAL playeres
 

Amiga73

Registered User
This happens a lot when you face Real Madrid on-line, especially the second half. I use Roma/Juventus and the worst one was i was 3-0 up with Roma in the 2nd half. Then my players start acting like idiots. Running away from balls, losing the ability to head to their own team, running with r1 my player has a fit and loses the ball for no reason and my favourite is my goalie going walkabout. I drew 3-3. Konami has some game catchup for Real Madrid.
 

worm

Registered User
Try using GENOA- they are good at putting Real on the back foot aswell.
I'll have to try Palermo now
 

DIECI

Registered User
Try using GENOA- they are good at putting Real on the back foot aswell.
I'll have to try Palermo now

I'll try Genoa! The reason Pamerlo is good at counterattacking Real is because they have Miccoli whos fast.
 
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