S.A.= stratified assault

[mattlarge]

greetings from old buckenham, norfolk, england.

i am new to this forum and i have to say it is a great site

but i am also hear to promote my newly found way of winning at any game, whether it be tiddlywinks or pes4.

it is called S.A.= stratified assault.

i believe the name describes this great idea that has brought me many happy sporting moments eg: qualifying for my county youth pool team, winning the master league on pes4...again!

this really is great.

all you need is a bit of S.A, and you'll be winning all your life

cheers, matt

 

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[Papa Lazarou]

Well......................................................................................................come?

if you want to know more about investments and banking....fuck off to Lloyds TSB you prick!

 

[mattlarge]

we are the true masters of pro evo soccer.

we should be respected by all fifa dirtbags and they will pray to us.

that is, if you use a little bit of S.A= stratified assault.

 

[Diao]

:welcome2:

Papa Lazarou calm down mate

 

[Keyser Soze]

:welcome2: Whats up with you papa Lazorou?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

it was a joookeeee!!! it's funny no?

Im just trying to teach the new guys some manners and a little taste of what this place is like. MMM...strawberry

 

[mattlarge]

so, what do u guys think about the new pro evo game?
they are many rumours flying around but i'm only interested in the truth, so if you've got any new news, paste it on here and we can discuss like little monkeys. or humans.

p.s. the premiership misses norwich city

pps. wigan r not buying dean ashton

ppps. down the tractor boys!!!

 

[mattlarge]

we are the true masters of football. on the ball city

 

[200_pesos]

:welcome2: Why do I start hating this welcome smiley?

 

[mattlarge]

i don't no about ne1 else, but i cant wait for pes5!

i can then test my stratified assault out on it.

tally ho chums.

 

[orkyben]

:welcome2:

 

[Alan Smith]

welcome mate

 

[mattlarge]

i need some new football boots, preferably white, size 9.

 

[england-pes4]

yeh stratified assault sounds flippin' mental mate

 

[Marrison]

Old Buckenham does ring a bell. Whereabout's is it to Norwich, very far? East, West, North or South?

Welcome to the site fellow City fan.

 

[mattlarge]

old buckenham is about 16 miles south-west of norwich mate.

COME ON NORWICH!!! PLYMOUTH NEXT!!! COME ON THE CANARIES!!!

great to see a fellow supporter, and also u support a great band aswell!!!

I PREDICT A RIOT!!!

ps. how do u get those large pictures underneath ur messages?

cheers

 

[mattlarge]

Norwich city r lacking a bit of stratified assault at the moment but when they find it they'll be shooting up the table quicker than u can say "it's another goal for henry".

p.s. does any1 here have a fantasy footy team in the telegraph? if ya do, print it on here!

 

[mattlarge]

Fol-low Fol-low Fol-low,
Follow The Boys In Yel-low,
Yellow And Green, Are The Best Football Team,
And It's Off To The Premier We Go!!!

On The Ball City,
Ne-ver Mind The Dan-ger,
Steady On,
Here's Your Chance,
Gooooal For Ci-ty...ci-ty...ci-ty!!!

 

[Ronaldo 9]

maybe this is a little late but Welcome man, enjoy it.