stupid ideas that will never make it into pes3

[wixon]

what about swearing chants from the crowd. at least it would be realistic

 

[jamez]

Good idea!

The referee's a w***er etc! Need an on-screen ref first though.

Would probably land the game an 18 rating. Doesnt matter cos all the kids buy FIFA - they cant handle a mans game with playability and everything.

 

[Zygalski]

"posh takes it up the ....." ?

The hooligan idea is funny.
You'd be forced to play the next match at the training ground!

 

[rebusrahman]

Cool! Behind closed doors... with just Ted Beckham shouting encouragement for David!

 

[larsson]

Britney Spears menu music

PS: The idea with the hooligans is

 

[rebusrahman]

How about a complete separate sub game again? This time you have 2 selectable characters. You can either be a large football club with a great trophy-winning history and undoubtedly some money. Or you can be a street vendor of unofficial club merchandise outside the stadium. If the vendor you have to sell 2000 scarves in 10 mins with a truly "dynamic" fluid-freesee (TM) crowd of up 30,000 supporters. If the club you have to stop the vendor reaching this target by building up your "humbug" bar by selling cheap nasty "official" merchandise and food at the stadium. Once powered up you can stop the vendor and unlock a bonus new club badge which is a joke!

 

[vdub199]

violence is stupid!

you'll never can do that!

but sometimes when you're fed up with being passing everytime you would to broke the opponent legs!!! with a big tackle!!!

 

[rebusrahman]

How about trying to save money by renaming players very subtly so you don't have to pay for licencing? The general public can stuff it cos as long as the game loads they'll buy it. Yeah, Ronaldo... Radolno! Um... Heskey...Donkey! Wow! This is great... I can have fun and make money for "Nokami". What else could I do? I know... hire some B-list commentators and copy some english of a cereal box or something and record it as in game commentary. "Nokami"-san will be so proud when he sees how badly I've fleeced loyal PES fans out of their money as they know there is no real alternative to our series!

 

[Zygalski]

How can you call Chris James B-List?!?!?

One of the head guys is known as Seabass but we all knew that....

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Originally posted by Zygalski
Nifty, you should be asking for royalties when the new games come out!

This is why I can't wait 'til TCFG (The Complete Football Game) is released. Everything will be there - it's like a pretty SWOS, with more "stuff"™, basically.


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Once again, I stress - if anyone could help out with research, then go to TCFG Homepage.

Further, this game is being released completely free, and I'm sure that researchers will receive copies by priority.

As for the ideas, I've got loads of improvements that could be made, but doesn't everyone? I don't want to take undue credit, here.

 

[wixon]

rebusrahman, you have got some serious issues with "Nokami". I would personally pay for you to go out to japan and fight it out with the developers of pes3.

 

[jamez]

Mexican waves.

 

[andremc11]

Originally posted by jamez
Mexican waves.

That would be good.Just like how they are player cinematics they should be crowd cinematics,more referee cinematics.Coaches should be included with their cinematics.

 

[wixon]

crowd riots. you could watch the police move in with batons and tear gas.

 

[rebusrahman]

Originally posted by wixon
rebusrahman, you have got some serious issues with "Nokami". I would personally pay for you to go out to japan and fight it out with the developers of pes3.

Ok. Make the cheque payable to Mr A. Rebusrahman and the address is:-

1 Angry Bud
Letsbe Avenue
Angersville
England

I'll go out there and 'av 'em on a celebrity deathmatch crossed with manga and godzilla movies basis! Hai! Tetsuo! Oh! Sumimasen!

 

[joerog]

i would love to be able to do the Roberto Carlos run up for a penalty. Just think of the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zygalski]

the power as it goes flying through the sky?

 

[joerog]

well that is a result of over pressing square!

 

[wixon]

there should be handballs.

 

[Zygalski]

You think that there is a difference for the power of the penalty kick in holding or tapping square?
I'm not so sure about this.