The Forster-Caskey Church

[rebelinho]

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Ten Commandments of Lord Caskey

1. I am the Lord, your God and master.
2. You shall not have any other gods beside me, i.e., Will Hughes is heretic.
3. You shall speak the name of Me at all times, be it in times of celebration or despair.
4. Remember the Sabbath Day (or Sun-day), and proceed to the House of the Lord to receive his goals.
5. Honour Sir Siggy as your father and follow his steps.
6. You shall not remain silent as I, your God, offer you my screamers.
7. You shall not celebrate the enemies' goals.
8. You shall consider any goal as My own.
9. Any goal.
10. You shall not show discontentment towards your God.​

 

[Das:Fohlen]

great goal

 

[rebelinho]

Thanks brother. Amen Caskey

 

[motherhen]

It always looks better when the ball hits the bar on the way in.
But whenever i try shots like this, the ball ends up in row Z!

 

[rebelinho]

Whatsup peasants, this is your Lord speaking. I hope y'all having a good week, and to cheer them sad faces up, have yourselves a goal. And don't say I'm not merciful and beautiful and the likes. Peace eace:

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[Rat Monkey]

First goal was savage. The second goal was good, but doesn't have me quite blowin me load.:tongue:

 

[rebelinho]

I have to keep this alive Miracles can't be performed often, otherwise people will get confortable and expecting them.

 

[fatehasfans]

I have that beat ----- The Prenter-man cometh

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[Ali]

You're a strange man [MENTION=215711]rebelinho[/MENTION].

 

[rebelinho]

I'll take that as a compliment [MENTION=180348]Ali[/MENTION]

And [MENTION=227658]fatehasfans[/MENTION], wonderful goal by our Lord Caskey there. Well caught.

 

[fatehasfans]

Thank you - though that player was Prenter a high rising nobody from the Z-leagues - bless his socks, he mightn't be a thinker or a looker but he has one hell-of-a-shot on him.

P.S. Nice goals yourself

 

[Lörd TH]

Interesting, I only watched the first video but can't help but notice the LA Liga ad board during a game between Swansea and Cardiff.

 

[rebelinho]

Thank you - though that player was Prenter a high rising nobody from the Z-leagues - bless his socks, he mightn't be a thinker or a looker but he has one hell-of-a-shot on him.

P.S. Nice goals yourself

Please refer to commandments no. 8 and 9.

Interesting, I only watched the first video but can't help but notice the LA Liga ad board during a game between Swansea and Cardiff.

Internationalization, my dear brother. Amen Caskey.

 

[fatehasfans]

Interesting, I only watched the first video but can't help but notice the LA Liga ad board during a game between Swansea and Cardiff.

You mean you didn't watch Prenter-man cometh (the third video attached to my comment)? Man I am both shocked and hurt!

Regarding commandments 8 and 9 - I have more Caskey goals to show

 

[rebelinho]

How's it goin'? Today I'm fellin like a nice God, so I decided to give you some tuts on "how to better myself and shape myself as my dearest Lord". Statistics say 11/10 approve this message.

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[fatehasfans]

how's it goin'? Today i'm fellin like a nice god, so i decided to give you some tuts on "how to better myself and shape myself as my dearest lord". Statistics say 11/10 approve this message.

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6/10