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This game is shite, utter shite!!!!!!!!!!

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sgb_sailor

Registered User
hitmanuk2k said:
1.Does it not tell you something about your own personal play if the other person manages to win ALL them headers? Use R2 to gain position before the header.

2.Umm, why not run it in if you had that much space?

3.You are clearly shit. 20 shots and 1 on target is simply not good enough. Have you tried the R2 controlled shot? Not that I really use it... but still.

4.Try avoiding sliding tackles. Have better positioning so you can claim the ball without them.

5.Shit happens.

6.Again, referee's are very fickle in the game... but remember, it is a simulation!

7.Yes sometimes this happens. There seems to be an area on a player which isn't recognised by the computer when deciding who's ball it is. Most noteably I see this happen when it comes off a players chest/arm after sliding.
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1. Don't you think I've tried R2??? Doesn't make any difference you clown!
2. I shouldn't have to!
3. Read the post. Some I just touched the sqaure button and still it ballooned over, or even went closer to the corner flag. The shots just don't go on target.
4. I don't slide coz you just get sent off. I'm talking about going in with the X button and every frickin' time the ball spins up and away directly to an opponent. EVERY TIME. It should be random coz that's the laws of physics, but not in this heap o shite.
5. Ooooh, what a great argument!
6. Fickle is one thing, bias is unrealistic and stupid. No fun.
7. And that's my fault because....???

Other things I've picked up on...

Offsides: utterly stupid. How can you put a ball through to someone for them to run on to it for 30 yards, shoot, score, and THEN it decides it's offside!??? That just wastes time if you're losing. It's wrong.

Controlling players: The sticks are there to control players. I shouldn't have to use R1 and R2 to move them. If I push left they should move left. It's not difficult.

Treacle toes: Grrrrrrrr this is so frustrating. If I'm running after a ball and use R1 + R2 to adjust the run the player should NOT be stopping briefly before taking off again. This gives the others extra yards in the race. Did a retard program this game??

Shooting: When I press up + right when shooting that's where I expect the ball to go, not DOWN + right instead because that's WHERE THE FUCKING GOALIE IS STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Utter shite I kid you not.

I've been playing this game since October, got up to Division 2 but these problems make it unplayable.
 
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koltix

Registered User
Ok. If, in your opinion, the game is utter s#!t, I have a suggestion. This is so simple, you'll feel silly for not thinking of this yourself. STOP PLAYING THE GAME. :jack:Dig a hole, climb a tree, eat, molest a cat, or do whatever gets you off. Whining wont make the game better for you.
 
hedache

hedache

Registered User
what a loser, are you expecting pity or something? obviously you don't know how to play, things you're talking about are not common bugs in the game. Doesn't happen to everyone cos some people know better how to play the game. And what is your alternate? Like all that stuff is better on FIFA along with other things? Stop playing the game online, put it on 1 star and play the computer, although that may still not be enough to satisfy you.
 
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bbuullddoogg

Registered User
To the original poster:

Thanks for the laugh. You are complaining that HUMAN opponents that you play against online get all the calls and all the luck (?) and play much better than you but the game is at fault? HAHAHA! Classic. There should be some kind of minimum IQ requirement before you're allowed to post on here! :)
 
Zygalski

Zygalski

Administrator
Top tip: Stop playing against the CPU as it cheats and will frustrate you. Play against people, friends if you have any.

Offsides: utterly stupid. How can you put a ball through to someone for them to run on to it for 30 yards, shoot, score, and THEN it decides it's offside!??? That just wastes time if you're losing. It's wrong.
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If you are offside play waits till you touch the ball or get very close to it. You can super-cancel and avoid going too close to the ball and play will continue. You can then try to steal it from the defender and try to take advantage of the lack of defenders.
 
GG1

GG1

Registered User
How can you honestly call it shite? It's the most realistic footy game ever released IMO.
 
greeny

greeny

Registered User
learn to play the game bellend stop bitching and get a grip the only problem this game has is that you are playing it, if it pisses you off that much stop playing.
 
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herohonda777

Registered User
hahaha you must be shite urself dnt blame the game blame urself and go and get copy of pro evo 2 and practice u will do better in that game.
 
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Singey

Registered User
so sgb, ever thought that it might be you thats the shit one? Your leading to your own downfall and theres nothing EXTREMELY bad with the game, just a few mistakes here and there
 
g33k

g33k

Registered User
He probably left because most of you are too belligerent to anyone that mentions flaws and Pro Evo in the same sentence :rolleyes:
 
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sgb_sailor

Registered User
flakmonkey said:
ahahaha he got pwned badly here. oh well they come and go. 1 post n00bs complainig about pes5.. pft.
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hohoho, you're funny (and can't spell!)

Unlike a handful of people here, yourself included, I haven't spent the majority of my time on this site just to sustain an argument. I've been leading a life involving work, gym, going out etc.
 
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