tips to enjoy pes

[gameclick]

always limit intake of fluids and keep a low fibre diet to avoid bathroom breaks

try to not eat anything greasy at least an hour before playing to limit the controller buttons becoming slippy

best times to play are during the day when neighbours will be at work and wont hear you shouting F** OFF! THATS B****X!!! ARGHHHH

tell your partner online modes involve winning money, as soon as a women hears the word money it peaks her interest she will no longer think your a saddo playing games and want to sleep with other men just make sure you stick 20 pounds aside each week and surprise her with it saying "look that money i won on PES came through" here you have it love its free money!"

limit watching any real football on TV as this will confuse you why PES looks and plays nothing like it thus sapping your enjoyment

wash your hands after every time you use bathroom (not pes related just for god sake it annoys me you know? people that go round touching everything after ..urgh)

anyway hope these help

 

[Nouhei]

(kicking old thread)
nice post. if there was a thank-you button on this forum i'd have clicked it
:w00t

 

[Ali]

(kicking old thread)
nice post. if there was a thank-you button on this forum i'd have clicked it
:w00t

It's this button -

(located in the grey box on the left of each post).

Just click the button, and type your comment, making sure it's set to "I approve", if you want to thank them.

 

[SirPESalot]

limit watching any real football on TV as this will confuse you why PES looks and plays nothing like it thus sapping your enjoyment

Hey - i don't know if i agree with all that.

i'd go as far as to say that if you actually play football, the game seems much more realistic, though

 

[david_bueno]

Where's that like button! LOL