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Bombay Shitehawk
aaronarid said:When every goal you score "doesn't count" for the following reasons, as stated by my housemate:
"you attacked down the wings, and centred it, thats an easy goal, get some creativity, your just exploiting the game"
"you just attacked down the centre, your exploiting the game, its not my fault the stupid defenders dont do what i want them to do"
"my pass didn't go where i want it to go, this game is stupid"
"my goalie should of saved that, this game is so stupid"
"your players always win their tackles, this game is fucking stupid, ur cheating"
"you super-cancelled, thats cheating, it confuses my player"
"this game is so fucked, how comes your players can shoot from distance and mine are crap"
"i know your pressng something so my players cant shoot properly"
Also;
"so what if you only got 2 fouls compared to my 16? mine were legitimate tackles, not my fault the game is fucking stupid and don't tackle when i tell it to, anyways, ur tackles denied my a goal scoring opportunity, thats 2 goals to me"
I get those all the time LOL... these as well:
"Stop doing those through lobs my players won't defend them"
"Are you sure square is shoot?"
"I didn't bring my keeper out!"
"thats the only way you ever score, either chips or going round my keeper or shots from outside the box.."
"what's the button for through pass cos triangle won't work?"
"It selected the wrong player"
"I took my finger off sprint!"
"Thats only cos you had more possession than me.."