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Celery, Celery If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum With a lump of celery (repeat until bored) The words aren't too great, just it's the fact that only Chelsea sing it, it's complete nonsense and it's sung while lots of Chelsea fans are throwing sticks of celery up in the air :)

I can't believe no-one's heard of the Celery song. Only Chelsea sing it (like we do with '10 men went to mow' too!) but it's a legendary chant. I vote for 'We Love Dynamite Shooter'

Celery, Celery is a Chelsea song, normally sang at cup finals. I was searched outside of Wembley before the '97 FA Cup Final to make sure I didn't have any celery on me and loads of the pubs in Fulham had 'No Celery' signs in the windows!

Same thing happened to me a while ago, he returned after I had scored and they had 11 men again, but it was pretty strange.

Has anyone got a clip of a long distance Roberto Carlos freekick? I'm hitting every part of the woodwork but have yet to score with him! :(

I hate the way that PES3's graphics can replicate stadiums and players brilliantly - but can't draw a straight yellow line for the offside decisions! It's like it's been drawn by a toddler on Paint.exe!

I play 3-6-1. -----X--X--X----- ---------X--------- --X-----X------X-- -----X------X------ ---------X--------- It sounds terrible put it really suits my style of play. I used to use 4-4-2 and 4-3-3 put I decided to pick a random formation one day and i stuck with it!

Attack: 70 Defence: 70 Balance: 80 Stamina: 40 Top Speed: 70 Acceleration: 70 Response: 70 Agility: 75 Dribble Accuracy: 70 Dribble Speed: 65 Short Pass Accuracy: 90 Short Pass Speed: 80 Long Pass Accuracy: 75 Long Pass Speed: 70 Shot Accuracy: 60 Shot Power: 70 Shot...

You missed out Peter Osgood!

...Robero Carlos would just hit the ball really hard into the wall ...Joe Cole would never do a one touch pass ...Gronkjaer's crosses would go straight out of play nine times out of 10...

and Ronaldo instead of Maradona. *bows* ;)

I did, but my post is a little different to yours.

What about player personalities/characteristics? Where the CPU player plays similarly to how the player would in real life. Like, Cristiano Ronaldo would do a load of stepovers when he's trying to beat the full back. Beckham would play more like he does in real life, he doesn't try and beat...

You'd have thought that if Konami were going to introduce stepovers, then you could actually use them to beat defenders. But you can't, when you're midway through your stepover they just stick a leg out and tackle you.

I can use the 360 to get round defenders and goalkeepers. The key is timing. The most usless move for me is the stepover, because it is purely aesthetic, there's no real advantage for using it at all.

Shevchenko, Henry and Vieri are the most common answers. But Crespo, Del Piero, Larsson and a load of others are pretty good too. It depends on your style of attack though, even though Vieri may have incredible stats, if he doesn't suit your style of play then he won't be so successful. If...

What's your current master league first eleven? Chelsea (5th season): Banks Cafu - Nesta - Terry - Carlos Beckham - Ballack - Duff Nedved Vieri - Henry Juventus (3rd season): Frey Johnson - Cannavaro - Mexes - Sagnol Makalele Kaka - Nedved - Duff Piliniak - Del Piero

Sorry to bring this back up, but I just heard my favourite now! After conceding a late goal to make the score 2-1 and thrown away my early lead against Inter Milan. The commentators says this... "Juventus have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory!" :)

Terry Duff van Nistelrooy Ballack Howard Cudicini van Der Meyde Nedved

* Licensing (obviously) * More teams (All premiership, La Liga and Serie A) * More commentary names * Linesman and Referees * More colourful crowd (like in Chelsea v Man Utd games half the stadium is red and half is blue, fans wearing replica kits etc...) * Lose the cheesy banners 'Glory...