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Oh boobs. I really want to help out here, but there's no way I'll have the time to post all the crap on here. If I (eventually) make Palace (got the kit done anyway) inc. the squads would me uploading my OF be just as useful?

Okay. xx

I've done volleys, half-volleys, long range, short range, looping headers, diving headers. Everything except a fecking overhead kick.

Now that's a plan and a half. It was still quite some sight watching these blue haired clones built like tanks in the entrance sequence. But orange bearded midgets would be far better.;)

You're right my boy. They knock it to the keeper every bloody time.

Hello. How is Uraguay these days?

Bloody hell. I knew this would fucking happen. Not even a "congrats Stevie, you fricken rock!" Or "Sweet dude I wish I could be like you." Screw this I'm off. This thread is for penis talk now. Ignore my hard earned exploits.;)

No, this post isn't about my sudden arousement over PES5, just a game I played earlier. My old pal bought his memory card over, he hasn't beaten my in PES before and he reckoned he had a trick up is sleeve. His trick was this: He had created a whole team of 16 players, EXACTLY the same...

It aint 10 out of 10 thats for sure. No need to jump on his back about it though, let the man say what he wants.

Someone scan the whole mag and PM me the pages. Ta. :idhitit:

I score all my goals without R2, I swear everytime I use R2 that fellow between the posts saves my shot. Edit: Oh yeah, you might want to link to your goal.

Doubt it. I do agree though, the sound reminds me too much of the very old footie games I used to play years and years ago.

Hello. I'm a Palace fan alright, but all I've done is the kits without emblem/badge, and I'm looking to revisit that at somepoint. I haven't played a lot of PES5 to be honest with you though.

I used to, but I got used to the long view after my mates said normal medium was "too close".

Normal long.

It's not realistic if you play with a "shit" team. I.E PESunited or the default master league squad. They're so bad it's unrealistic. Does my head in.

Why do most of the linesmen look like poofs? Anyway, that's besides the point. The new offside rule (thanks Fifa) is a bloody pain in this game. But at least I can make my player boot the ball away anyway and not get booked for it.

Where is the fatigue off option? Haven't noticed it at all this time round.

Just hold square when you've got nowhere else to run and hope for hell that it goes in the back of the net. Works for me.

Well blow my cock off. I didnt look at it properly the first time round, only just noticed the PESinsight legal mumbo jumbo. Good job fellas. Edit: Oh for crying out loud. I didnt see this bit. I stand by my original comment.