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Senegal players (When playing as a national squad) all do that dance thing in the corner followed by something which involves what looks like simulated shadow humping. Vieri puts his finger to his lips. The England squad all pinch themsleves if Heskey scores (ho ho).

Stop defenders 'Benny Hilling' sometimes, i.e. when they are faced with an opponent running at them and you hold x, they run up to him, stop, deliberately run around to the back of him then give chase, like in The Benny Hill Show (Yes, I'm old). It's infuriating. Nobody has mentioned this...

Try buying Classic France in the PES shop and getting Cantona. He does not have the skill of Zidane or the pace of Nedved but he comes pretty close to both. His main attribute, however, is his amazing ability to get the ball off a defender and fend off subsequent tackles, abilities I rate...

I don't know about him being the best but DI Vaio got 10 out of 10 for me last night. He scored a hat-trick but I've had hat-tricks scored before and a mark of 8 out of 10 awarded. I do not remember who I was playing against as I was drunk.

When I have won everything, I move up one star in skill and start again, but not picking any of the players I have had previously. Moe of a challenge and definitely more variety. I do keep my old team though and sometimes play them against my new one when they are up and ready.