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good god, your eyes will go square !!

I play ten minute games and can get through a season in about 2 weeks. I reckon this is pretty slow in comparison to some hard core players so I thought it would be an interesting little thread to find out what the record is.

somebody swallowed a dictionary didn't they ??? No but seriously though. It makes my eyes feel sick. I realise that this isn't is a spelling forum but, at least have a crack at English.

I heard it's going to be John Motson talking utter toott and getting excited when the 'star player' gets near the ball. To make it more realistic he's also going to be two seconds behind the game, chuckling a lot. He won't shut the f*ck up all the way through the game just firing out stat after...

Maybe you should email that Nigerian fella that's got millions a pounds he needs to get rid of. Sound like you two would get on really well.

Hi, I want to stick my face in on a player. I've taken a picture on my digital camera but it wont import. Now, i've read that i need to do it on either an eyetoy thing or an xbox camera. However, if that's the case how do people import pictures of celebs? (as seen in the funny face scans...

I like to see a dog run on the pitch like in that game years ago. That silly dog.

No problem. It cheats in order to create this perception of sport and excitement. It's not exactly sport if a teams abilities go up and down like a whores knickers depending on the situation at any given time. Rather than there being some sort of consistency to it. If a team are crap then...

or do i have to wait until end of season?

Bless

How dare you sir. My balls are like steel.

Yes I understand what you're saying but if you look at the vast difference in the Liverpool team between the fixtures you'll see that Liverpool played a somewhat weakened team with an eye on the Inter Milan fixture. I however played a strong side in both matches. Football wouldn't be a boring...

I apologise in advance that i'm totally on one about this today !! A whole team being better from one game to the next is not raising their game. I don't care if Bill Shankley is their manager, it doesn't and wouldn't happen in real life. It's pointless lazy programming to just make...

I reguarly get beaten 3,4 and 5-0, if not more. I am poor at playing online as I find it a different game altogether with cut backs and weird formations etc..but I stick at it and give a good go. However, I can't stand it when people score and start laughing. I do and will disconnect when that...

PES is not alone in this but it is a big dirty stinking cheat. For example I played Olympiacos in the league early in the season and beat them 5-1. Then played them late on in the season (the match before cup final) and won 4-0. They were pretty much useless. I played Olympiacos in the cup final...

I bought a giant brick sh1t house of a striker called Lockvenc. I mainly use him as a sub and he holds the ball well and is great from corners. Also, Naismith from Celtic is good. Got him at 20 and he was decent but now he is outstanding playing just behind the front men.

5000 is a lot but i'm worth every penny (credit)!! It must be because I have a low rating then. Oh well, maybe next season.

I've found this also. I think it has something to do with tactics. I play left and right side attack and have noticed that the winger takes the throw. I think this causes the other winger to come over and continue the attack. If you don't play left and right attack then I have no idea...

I went to the dark side for a few years but now I've returned. PES2008 is my first PES since 02. Back then I created myself as a player (all skills 99 obviously) and bought 'myself' very easily at the earliest oppurtunity. Now, i've created myself again and i'm in my third season i've only just...