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We must never turn our back on Hungary

So they put me on the side with all the jobbers and the rest of you on the other. I'd love to know the reasoning behind that. In any case, I must commend you DF for preserving that wonderful moment for posterity.

The following people are heroes and true club legends: myself, Joel, O?, Bish, Dragonfly, and (yes) Iron. The remainder are cowards and shirkers. After the first two games I thought we would coast it, especially when we went 2 goals up in the first five minutes in that 3-3 game. When we lost...

Yes, but it was still funny

That was one of the shittest things I've ever seen Sweey, along with Joel's header; but Bish won the honours for true arse last night. None of you cunts wanted to join me on the scoresheet it seems.

Last night's session was the most enjoyable in a long time, for a variety of reasons. 1) It's rare we get those kind of numbers on. And at least pretty much everyone got to see the OG. Would have been a tragedy if only two or three of us had witnessed that live. 2) Some memorable funny...

Your cross for the first was great. That was a fine goal all round. I can't believe I hit the post twice within about 10 seconds.

I can't deny - there were some hilarious Virgil-esque antics going on, like when that guy just shoved you to the ground and took the ball. I think with that pen I challenged Sweey to the title of King Diver.

Indeed - unfortunately many of our team would fit that description.

I'd be very interested to know who this mystery acquisition is. I just hope he doesn't possess a mistaken belief that he has talent and go for long-range efforts whenever possible.

Header from outside the area is a first even for me I think. The volley from outside the box was better, but that was meaningless since we lost and barely any fucker was on. 50 goals in 50 games is surely my best ratio ever, but I'm still missing a few easy ones. So we're clearly doing...

Passing is really cunty. Even though our VPs are shit I don't remember it being this bollocks in previous games at the same stage. Oddly the turning point last night seemed to be Phats' sending off... followed by Sweey's arrival. Two promotions in two nights, can't do any better than that. Plus...

I put it down to lack of talent. You hitting the post in the Liverpool game was somewhat amusing in that it made my hitting the post just before hand seem far less shit. We on about 8:30 again tonight?

Shit name

So as Sweey points out, the game is released next Thursday.

(I'm sorry Sweey - I really am) Right then - who is in? Moreover, who is in right from the off (next Friday)? We're not fucking about here, we're going straight into it.

Of course it exists

It's best we don't speak about last night. But stop giving Phats corners.

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I'll be back soon enough cheeky cunt. It's all fine and good talking the talk. We'll never adopt a slower style of play on Clubs and you all know it.