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Better drink piss. Bear Grylllls stylee.

Hi Tim!

Speak for yourself, Bummers.

Yeah of course, neither are perfect. But PES, compared to FIFA, has always offered a much more realistic overall experience. Look at PES 4 compared to FIFA 2005. Look at the old ISS Pro Evolution games compared to FIFA 2000/2001. Look at the past couple of years' comparisons. You'd have to be an...

I don't get what you are actually complaining about, peoples' inability to score lots of goals against 'weaker' teams?? Wierd.

Or even better - if you don't like something give it to a charity shop or sell it and give the money to charity, rather than behaving like a spoilt little wanker.

This, sadly. FIFA has never provided a realistic representation of the sport. Yes, it was fun back in 1999 when my cousin and I were enjoying 6-5 thrillers in every match and LOLing as we ended each game with 8 players each, but the truth is EA never made the step into modern and realistic...

Goalies have been neglected for years though. Having four different passing attributes and then just bundling 'Keeper skills' together as one is really lazy.

There is an hilarious video of me riding the town statue of a sheep somewhere, but I can't find it. Apparently this was 'disrespectful'.

Also, I've always thought there should be more than two divisions. Or even the option to customise the whole structure of the thing. So you could have two tiers of 20, four of 10 or even more.

Try sending him flowers and chocolates and telling him you're sorry. Either that or the Peter Gabriel on a boombox thing.

Perhaps it should have been another thread to vent anger at the kick off lob through ball. As you said, it's fairly easy to deal with so stop your bitching. Although I can't help but appreciate your use of the words 'twat' and 'tits'.

It is harder to get the balance right in this one, which is good. From a tactical point of view, all the previous PES games have been way too easy. Just play to your strengths. Figure out what you were good at, and try and translate that into the new settings. Did you keep a compact formation...

You could try passing it around so much that you only shoot when you're in the six yard box, and then sell all your best players to Barcelona/Man City.

I do agree with Bammers here - the 'scripting', and I fucking hate that word being used in this context, is there for a reason. They are trying to account for real life variables that can't be quantified. Yes, it makes the game harder sometimes. But sometimes players and teams have a bad day. If...

It's obvious that everyone, well everyone with atleast half a brain, prefers the old stat hexagon. If you want a set of complicated attributes to be boiled down to one, two digit number, then go play FIFA.

I liked the PES League. I used it as a 'Rest of Europe' division in ML.

I've never understood why they don't rig some way of just expanding the save to fit more in. There's room for thousands on the machine's HD, so why is this not possible? Really poor lack of progress.

Errrr, not sure if you can call someone an 'asshole' because they are from somewhere so poor that they can't get broadband. That's hardly cricket, is it?

Serious business, Iron. Serious business.