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To be fair to you Joel I was in a position shortly after where I was pressing shoot and nothing was happening, and in the end a defender took the ball off me. Reeks of cunt.

Of course not.

Original as long as you're familiar with the terms GOAT and WOAT and their various derivatives you'll be fine.

Joel's penalty was wonderful. You knew he was going to miss from the bar but in motion it was something else.

The penalty shoot-out was pretty funny. I was relieved as I missed that chance to make it 2-0 from your cross Joel. I don't know why but I'm missing some of the easy chances and scoring the more difficult ones. And we're still in the cup at least.

Last night's session was beyond awful. We could really do with you Berry to give us a platform from the back. That game where I hit the post twice in a minute and the CPU gave them a wank penalty at the end - words failed me. I've shortened my guy to 5.8. Since barely any of you fuckers put in...

That last game they had a superhuman GK so we needed to score the shit goal - the opportunity just never came. Closest was probably that triple-tap I fizzed across the box. If Jonno was about 8 foot taller it might have worked... EA need to fix these filters - they don't work.

RDR is way better Maka. You'd be the only person in the world to think otherwise.

When I see this thread is revived after almost two months dormant, I expect new information - not wank.

EA obviously don't want me and Jonno to play in the same team together...

Bish has taken my free kick role...and with greater success by the sounds of things. That heart murmur you all felt was the news Jonno has tossed his orb into the fray.

Was glad to find my shooting boots in the last few games, but I blame myself for the last draw - I should have made it 2-0. Still, promotion was the main thing.

I'll accept nothing less than promotion at this point.

If I did the violin it was by pure accident, as with most of my celebrations.

I'll be on after the Newcastle game.

I believe you...

That's from Shaolin Soccer Iron. Don't be fooled by the 'Game of Death'-style top and likeness.

I don't remember a superhuman GK in any Bruce Lee film.

Once that happened, and frankly it was a load of bullshit. My guy's only 6ft now but I've been getting lots of jumping and heading accomplishments.

Mine's 77.