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I ended up stabbing a juggernaut in the head the other day to finish him off.

The African level in Survival mode is really difficult since there's no good strategic locations (that I can find). I ended up hiding in the back of the tent with the Weapons laptop and was actually holding out quite comfortably with my brother until the Juggernaut came and well...you can guess...

Alright but I'm not playing with anyone with a bright coloured afro, I hate those cunts.

I'm playing at the back more often, really enjoyed it. Will need my fellow arse minions Jonno and Dale though. One thing I ask though boys - try and get a few more corners so I can pile forward yeah?

Sounds like a plan. If Original was still alive he'd never let entertain this. Those who hope to win tonight might be best off staying away. Another thing - is Call of Duty going to decimate our ranks? I'll get it but I've no real interest in the online element.

I expect some Schumacher-esque assaults.

That settles it, three at the back, all three brummie cancers for tonight. A smashing beckons

Hadn't thought about changing it given that it's one match, but I suppose I probably should. Might also turn on the acrobatic clearance trait for the occasion.

Neither have had. There's a first time for everything.

Yeah well the proof is in the pudding as they say, and I imagine you'll be eating that and your words later on. I won't do anything deliberately shit mind.

No, he's maxed out in weight and height the fat cunt. Great idea about having someone in goal. Has to be Phatmann.

If someone turns me though I'm done, it's red cards all the way. You say I'm huge but yet my guy gets knocked off the ball and falls over far too easily. I think EA need to correct the mechanics of the game in this respect.

If everyone doesn't mind throwing a game (barring a miracle), I think me and you Jonno - for one game only - should play at centre-back tonight. The laughs could be considerable.

Would anyone object to me playing just behind the striker tonight, and perhaps Joel ahead of me? Having a pacey guy who can run onto my passes (which I think I'm quite good at picking out) and headers makes sense. What doesn't make sense is me trying to play on the shoulders of the last man when...

Get on now cunts.

I'll probably be on about 8:30ish.

We had 8 on last night - I think we should aim for the big 11 tonight, even if we don't have a keeper among us.

Since I disconnected at 4-4 I will pretend the result stayed that way. I also thought we played very well as a team, some good goals scored.

Dundon's it's critical to know you will be shit at first and we'll all hate you for it but stick at it and you'll be alright.

Yeah I could imagine him hanging around with cunts.